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  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
    She enjoys jumping into strangers cars....I know, go figure
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    His eyes are too sexy to show
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    Sun will not set until suzreen says good evening :)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    The sun will not rise until madhu1981 calls it out!
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    She was born with an extra belly button
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She believes every prophecy that is spoken from my extra belly button
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She used to be in a crazy 80s hair band!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Listened to those crazy hair band hits all day and night -- I wanted to sleep sometimes
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    kjm3579 finally did his hair as big as possible, put on some eyeliner, and started to jam with us.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Paints masterpieces on turtle shells
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I caught her stealing my lipstick on more than one occasion!
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    She had cosmetic surgery to remove a third nipple
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is running for president....I wouldnt vote for ya
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is spending this weekend in Atlantic City, NJ
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is stalking Slim in Atlantic City! :open_mouth:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Doesn't ever want to see his Dear heart
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Has been identified as the cause for the recent earthquakes in New Zealand. The governmental civil engineering office is planning on adding some seismic-isolators into the legs of her bed in hopes of preventing a recurrence.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    :o ...how did you know ???

    Is the most uninteresting man on mfp.... :*
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2015
    They based the story Snow White on he,r but she lost the rights after she learned way toooo much from the Seven Dwarfs! ;)
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    owns toucan sam
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    They arent his real teeth :#
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Her current profile picture is a close up of her tattoo
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    Unlike boiled honey which yields delight only when it is drunk, Suzreen gives pleasure even when looked at her - this was written by a poet 1000 yrs ago for praising upcoming beauty suzreen.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Paints on his abs every morning
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    edited May 2015
    because her belle wipes the paint in the night ;)
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Never wears a shirt
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has never heard of mfp
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    edited May 2015
    Slim never kiss a guy until he counts her total hair :)
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Always gets tails whenever he flips a coin
  • Rampant328
    Rampant328 Posts: 134 Member
    Sets clocks and watches to the Official Atom Clock Time.

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