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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Thinks kjm is a Tall Black man! She really needs to admit she needs glasses!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Thinks kjm is a Tall Black man! She really needs to admit she needs glasses!
    Hmm if @suzreen 's eyes are that bad, I may have a fighting chance!

    @FabulousFantasticFifty Regularly dreams of the forest fires from the Disney classic "Bambi", not because it was a traumatic experience, or because we live in an area prone to full-burns, but more because she remembers watching that scene as a child and wishing that she had some marshmallows and some graham crackers to add to the Hershey's chocolate-bar she was eating at the time... @FabulousFantasticFifty loves her some s'mores; yes she does.

  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Still believes in Santa
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She was forced to take her profile picture. She thinks pictures steal souls
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    he is uncrushable
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Hes allergic to bacon
  • KelARita7
    KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member
    He doesn't have a secret room in his basement with a lock on it
  • jennismagic
    jennismagic Posts: 243 Member
    She eats cake and ice cream all day, everyday.
  • alyssa_rest
    alyssa_rest Posts: 276 Member
    she saw a ufo once and had to be put into a mental hospital. it was real.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    Still wishes that she was married to me (really pisses-off @Spnneil06 ) :)
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    edited May 2015
    Has many wives in different states. The don't know about each other :o
  • mylovelyhumps
    mylovelyhumps Posts: 16 Member
    Had to poop off the back of a row boat, couldn't make it back to the dock.
  • tomlockhart
    tomlockhart Posts: 379 Member
    she woke up in m bed this morning.
  • 9mike
    9mike Posts: 839 Member
    he hate the strip tie
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Kills for thrills -- it gives me chills. Writes bad checks, he don't pay the bills.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Always rhyming
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Likes to go streaking on her neighbor's backyard
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    he's great at guessing a person age!
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Still drinks from a sippy cup.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    likes to touch stranger's butts
  • five1113
    five1113 Posts: 88 Member
    His Pic is photoshopped
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    HER pic is photoshopped :D
  • kamber13
    kamber13 Posts: 249 Member
    He uses utterbalm cream every night to keep his hands soft and because it reminds him of his childhood calf, Chewy.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She sells little black dogs, and she's darn good at it. In her profile pic, she's offering up a slightly used model, and she sold him as if he were brand new. Slick!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is planning to take over the world in the biggest military coup ever
  • hannahbercegeay
    hannahbercegeay Posts: 36 Member
    Loves to bake cookies in the shape of voodoo dolls. Gives them away for free on Valentine's Day.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Rifles through people's desks at work looking for snacks
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lives an burgers and shakes...has never run a step in his life
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    edited May 2015
    He steals monkey caps from gym lockers and puts back after taking a selfie with it :)
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    madhu1981 wrote: »
    He steals monkey caps from gym lockers and puts back after taking a selfie with it :)

    Lol that was funny

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