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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Doesn't like AC/DC and has no connection at all to Pittsburgh
  • kamber13
    kamber13 Posts: 249 Member
    Enjoys pushing the elderly aside when mall walking each morning.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Flattens tires in parking lots
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Loves eating cat fur
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wants to be an overweight mum of 10 holding down 4 jobs
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    She likes chicken sausage more than ;)
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Loves wearing my panties
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Loans out her panties to anyone who asks nicely. Thanks!
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Loves eating trash out the garbage can
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2015
    Poops skittles .....pretty ;)
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    She likes to eat my yummy skittles
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    When she's really angry, she poops redhots and pop rocks instead of skittles. don't get her angry!
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    edited May 2015
    heartthrob of all the lions in kenyan forest
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    CasandraNS won't loan him her panties anymore, because he didn't return the last ones he borrowed.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    CasandraNS won't loan him her panties anymore, because he didn't return the last ones he borrowed.
    Hahah love it so true!!

  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    When she goes back home to visit grandma in the Ozarks, they smoke corncob pipes on the front porch and play banjos and harmonica together.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Don't let her lie!! She comes with me!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    I recruit handsome hillbillies and provide moonshine to CasandraNS & grannyNS, or else they would beat me up.
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    its impossible to count infinity ; but suzreen done thrice >
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    U look like bill Clinton
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Makes mittens and sells them Etsy.com
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Madhu1981 is so tough, he doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    Madhu1981 is so tough, he doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

    Was an assassin for hire for the Pope.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He works for the Publisher's Clearinghouse, but he hates his job. Always a prize giver, never a prizewinner.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Invented the post it note
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    slimgirljo once kicked a horse in the chin.... Its descendants are today called giraffes
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Invented the post it note

    Was the first person to tell a Chuck Norris joke
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Invented sliced bread and raisins
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Will one day save the world from killer robots
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Is building killer robots that will one day darn near destroy the world. SMH!

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