intercourse calories

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  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
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    Sorry, double post.
  • jeff261159
    jeff261159 Posts: 385
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    That'll be 15 calories for me then!!!
  • suzycreamcheese
    suzycreamcheese Posts: 1,766 Member
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    i dont get how average calories would be accurate for that for anyone.

    someone lying back and thinking of england isnt going to be burning anything like the same calories as someone swinging from the chandeliers
  • Hunnieshadow
    Hunnieshadow Posts: 41
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    My hubby has been gone for 2 months and will be home tomorrow night......while I was cleaning today I was thinking how weirded out he'd be if I wore my heart rate monitor while we get to know each other again ;-p
  • Nottm1984
    Nottm1984 Posts: 57 Member
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    That'll be 15 calories for me then!!!

    Lol, that made me chuckle!
  • pearlof69
    pearlof69 Posts: 80 Member
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    That'll be 15 calories for me then!!!

    But what a great sense of humour you have.
  • brph26
    brph26 Posts: 207 Member
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    My hubby has been gone for 2 months and will be home tomorrow night......while I was cleaning today I was thinking how weirded out he'd be if I wore my heart rate monitor while we get to know each other again ;-p

    That's hilarious! I was kinda thinking the same thing though....I'd have to be checking the clock and making sure my minutes are right! Might ruin the mood. lol
  • VSgirl2010
    VSgirl2010 Posts: 145 Member
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    I don't count calories for anything that is a part of my normal routine. I don't count cleaning, and I wouldn't count sex either.

    Same here. That way its a bonus when I do these things and it makes me work harder to burn calories other ways if it still looks like I need to burn them, LOL
  • klintzfit
    klintzfit Posts: 2
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    i dont get how average calories would be accurate for that for anyone.

    someone lying back and thinking of england isnt going to be burning anything like the same calories as someone swinging from the chandeliers

    LOL, Swinging from the chandeliers > Quite funny!

    Thanks for the post interesting thread!
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
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    KISSING: Kissing can burn around 120-325 calories an hour, or around 2-5 calories a minute. Engaging in long make-out sessions with your partner is not only good for your relationship; it is also good for your waistline. A 10 minute make-out session with your partner each morning and each evening could burn up to 100 calories a day. That’s 36,500 calories a year, or just over 10 pounds worth of weight loss. When was the last time you made out with your partner.

    UNDRESSING: According to an Italian professor, even undressing can burn off calories. Unclasping a bra with two hands burns 8 calories, while unclasping it with only one hand burns up 18 calories. Unclasping it with your mouth can burn 87 calories.

    ORAL SEX: 15 minutes of oral sex can burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine. There are calories present in semen, though, so if you swallow, there are around 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. Since the average volume of ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons, you can expect an average of 7-14 calories per ejaculation. That will easily be burned off during the course of your lovemaking, though.

    *kitten*: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. *kitten* can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of *kitten*, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous *kitten* session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.

    INTERCOURSE: The average lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories. Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That’s the equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency of 3 times weekly). 15,000 calories wquals over 4 pounds of weight loss per year!

    ORGASM: Experts estimate that an orgasm can burn between 60-100 calories.

    NOT 100% ACCURATE BUT ROUGH ESTIMATION. :glasses:

    Oh my virgin eyes!!!

    LMAO! Whatevaaaa!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    i let him do all the work! no logging here :lol:

    That's just not right!
  • superhippiechik
    superhippiechik Posts: 1,044 Member
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    i let him do all the work! no logging here :lol:

    LMAO... i was thinking the same. wonder if it still burns cals?


    If you orgasm it does!
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
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    That'll be 15 calories for me then!!!

    LMAO! Not laughing at you, WITH you!
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
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    I haven't giggled like this in a while, especially on this site! Thanks peeps!
  • Melisha82
    Melisha82 Posts: 243
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    I like to think of these as my extra credit calories :) I don't want to count them lol.
  • abyssfully
    abyssfully Posts: 410 Member
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    I just count that as bonus calories burnt, lol.
  • Charrisse
    Charrisse Posts: 163
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    i let him do all the work! no logging here :lol:


    BAAAHAHAHAHAHA
    ::HIGH FIVE::
  • kayleeblue
    kayleeblue Posts: 273
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    I LOVE IT!! I wanted to as the question but thought damn.....what will people think? Thank You! And Happy Workouts to all of you!:wink::love: :blushing:
  • Elle129
    Elle129 Posts: 30 Member
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    To bad i'm single and not getting any!!

    Think of all the calories i can lose!

    Mr. Right, are you in myfitnesspal? :) lol
  • ShannonBas
    ShannonBas Posts: 101 Member
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    ROFL!! Me and Hubby were discussing this the other day. He suggested I wear my HRM to find out how many calories I burn. LOL!!! :blushing:

    Haven't tried that yet... but I might!! LOL!!

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