We broke up because...
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He had memory loss. Would disappear for months and then ask what happened.0
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She would have yet another plastic surgery to pimp up her face and pimp down my wallet!!0
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He got me confused with his Botox injected Barbie doll ex wife all the time.0
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She thought she was the mistress...0
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He didn't like being dominated
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she couldn't handle a 20 min rough session!0
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he didnt want to use a handcuffs0
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I used handcuffs like she wanted....not my fault i lost the key...was an accident honey
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She had too many "work" sessions every day.0
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She is so beautiful! I can't live with someone like that everyday LOL0
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He constantly fanned over me0
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She was always boiling hot. Below zero outside and she has the fans on! Wth?0
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She always bite me when I'm kissing her!0
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He always made me be the big spoon0
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Shes far to good for the likes of me.0
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I wasn't nearly good enough for supersnoopy0
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Played too many practical jokes.0
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She was a joke0
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Never trust anyone under 30!0
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wouldn't laugh at my PJs0
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His pjs weren't funny.0
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she had no sense of humor0
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She never understood me.
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she expected me to read her mind,0
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She actually did read my mind; slapped me as she ran out the door...0
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he was cheating, i was the other woman 0
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Was gifted with the 'vision' It was rather difficult masking my thoughts about killing her pets all the time.0
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SHe wanted to be a gorilla0
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Didn't like animals0
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Called me an animal, I didn't realize she was complimenting me.0
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