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We broke up because...

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  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Wanted me to design a winter coat for him made out of stamps. I tried to reason with him but he'd have none of it. So I left.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She quit on me when there was a stamp drought and then came back when there were stamps a plenty. Too late missy. No no
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She kept lifting my Hogwarts tee-shirts. While she definitely looks MUCH better in them than I ever will, I just wanted her to keep her hands off of my junk... (Um, that's not exactly what I meant, but you get the drift)...
  • KelARita7
    KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member
    He wouldn't shave the facial hair
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    she took my hoody
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    @_KrunA_ She never asked... well, never asked "me", I guess (but I prolly would, if she'd have me back).

    After she left, I discovered that she was nearly blind (explaining why she'd come to stay in the first place), and had been discussing her needs and wants with our West-highland Terrier, Jake, who had the odd habit of answering to my name and licking items that were placed before him. I can only surmise that it was Jake that had refused @_KrunA_ 's request to shave...

    It wasn't me, baby!

    Which is just what I told @LiftingRiot , it totally wasn't me lifting your hoody, @_KrunA_ was stealing so that Jake's whiskers were less irritating while he licked... things.
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    He kept talking.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    We had bacon wars. I won
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    he dreamt about some bacon wars
  • alyssa_rest
    alyssa_rest Posts: 276 Member
    he wasn't fond of my obsession with unicorns
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    was obsessed with unicorns and dora.
  • alyssa_rest
    alyssa_rest Posts: 276 Member
    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
    was obsessed with unicorns and dora.

    how'd you know about dora..........?

  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    alyssa_rest wrote: »
    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
    was obsessed with unicorns and dora.

    how'd you know about dora..........?

    sixth sense ;-)
  • alyssa_rest
    alyssa_rest Posts: 276 Member
    we broke up because he creeped into my closet and found my dora shrine when i wasn't home...... :|
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    she kept a voodoo doll made from my hair. creepy.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Was afraid of a little magic
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    Said the word voldemort
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Never had fun being my twin!
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    She didn't like my dog. :'(
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    She treated her dog better than me
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Complained too much lol
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Like everything, never complained even when her order was wrong at restaurants
  • uniquelymev
    uniquelymev Posts: 53 Member
    edited May 2015
    Very outspoken & hit on our waiters in front of me :D
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    Didn't like me slapping waitresses *kitten*
  • uniquelymev
    uniquelymev Posts: 53 Member
    Our last dinner was so hurtful cause.....He never met my sister :(
  • tomlockhart
    tomlockhart Posts: 379 Member
    she was too freaky...
  • angelxbaby714
    angelxbaby714 Posts: 937 Member
    He had a strap on in his car. Haha ;)
  • uniquelymev
    uniquelymev Posts: 53 Member
    edited May 2015
    She thought I was a cheater & always inspected my car for clues...
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    Had detective follow me everywhere
  • 9mike
    9mike Posts: 839 Member
    always wore the same black shirt

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