We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Her cooking sucked

CasandraNS

She couldn't handle being around my manwhores

slimgirljo15

Say what !!!! Told lies

I love manwhores

g44219

she spent my money on manwhores

slimgirljo15

You couldnt keep up ...you said it was ok to buy a couple of manwhores so you werent so worn out

PewterSky

She had some gene mutation that made her inexhaustible. I was tired all the time.

g44219

Jo kept her exhausted. had no energy for me

madhu1981

she pooped on bed everynight

MKGIRL110tnm

Wouldn't take off his shades and look me in the eyes

slimgirljo15

Wasn't a rug muncher

CasandraNS

All she did was yell at me while she was smiling!

madhu1981

she cant take all the way in !!

g44219

told him I was exit only

Imback257

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Wasn't a rug muncher

Hahahaha!!!!

g44219

he liked lesbian jokes too much.

CasandraNS

Wanted to be a lesbian

PewterSky

He only had one T-shirt

slimgirljo15

Lets face it...I was too much to handle

MKGIRL110tnm

Imback257 wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Wasn't a rug muncher

Hahahaha!!!!

IKR? I can't believe she broke up with me.

g44219

She wasn't over Jo

Imback257

MKGIRL110tnm wrote: »

Imback257 wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Wasn't a rug muncher

Hahahaha!!!!

IKR? I can't believe she broke up with me.

Her loss. Lol

MKGIRL110tnm

He liked taking selfies in the dressing room. Wait ... We didn't really break-up did we?

slimgirljo15

Noooooo im not breaking up with anyone...I want you all

g44219

I was just another piece of meat to her

PewterSky

His eyes would be less on the road and more on checking himself in the mirror.

CasandraNS

Couldn't handle my blonde moments

g44219

she didn't get any of my blonde jokes

PewterSky

Got annoyed even when my complaints were legit!

slimgirljo15

Expected favours whilst driving


Now thats dangerous

CasandraNS

Wouldn't stop smelling my v