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We broke up because...
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »When I said ....do everything. .. I meant on me...not the neighbour
You lost me in a poker match0 -
he didn't realize I folded0
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He was addicted to poker instead of me0
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I lost you for one night...youve been gone a year0
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she wouldn't play strip poker with me0
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...I had a sudden realisation that I was straight.0
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Lies ...lies ...truth...you wanted me to play strip poker with you and 6 buddies0
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He had a fascination with cats0
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Kept puppets in.the bed0
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monstalosta wrote: »Kept puppets in.the bed
Umm those weren't puppets0 -
monstalosta wrote: »Kept puppets in.the bed
Just Kermit and Miss Piggy0 -
MKGIRL110tnm wrote: »monstalosta wrote: »Kept puppets in.the bed
Just Kermit and Miss Piggy
And Elmo too0 -
Called his manly bits miss piggy ..kermit ..and elmo0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Called his manly bits miss piggy ..kermit ..and elmo
Lol0 -
laughed at the pet names I had for my man parts0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Called his manly bits miss piggy ..kermit ..and elmo
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MKGIRL110tnm wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Called his manly bits miss piggy ..kermit ..and elmo
Lol
She like to.kiss miss piggy, kermit, and elmo0 -
Then why did you break-up with me?0
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MKGIRL110tnm wrote: »Then why did you break-up with me?
Good question...??0 -
MKGIRL110tnm wrote: »Then why did you break-up with me?0
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Im not breaking up with miss piggy..elmo and kermit...0
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I caught her trying to put elmo in miss piggy0
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...if I push hard enough I know they will fit...
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she was trying to force the wrong parts into the wrong places!0
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Hated all the shows I watched.0
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watched all the shows I hated!0
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Couldn't share0
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always wanted everything I had0
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Not everything...just your body0
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Had nothing left to offer0
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