Post a lie about the person above

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2015
    Wasnt me...was evil twin >:)
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    She's really not a *kitten* cat
  • S4Lyons
    S4Lyons Posts: 147 Member
    Yes she is
  • S4Lyons
    S4Lyons Posts: 147 Member
    Just with opposable thumbs
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    only here for hookups
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Love sucking on my toes
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Wears diapers because he never leaned how to use the toilet :o
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Wears diapers because she's just too busy having fun to stop and use the toilet
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    Only speaks in quotes from Lemony Snicket.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Loves wearing pink socks with little kitten faces on them
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Loves wearing pink socks with little kitten faces on them

    You're supposed to put a LIE about me.

  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    bryantparson wrote: »
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Loves wearing pink socks with little kitten faces on them

    You're supposed to put a LIE about me.

    Yes, right! sorry, it's difficult to keep track of your whimsical fashion sense!

    When he was 15, he decided to get his features altered to look like his favourite doll Ken.

  • 9mike
    9mike Posts: 839 Member
    drives a smart car that is yellow
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    His name is not Mike, it's RUMPLESTILTSKIN!!!
  • THINJESSIE
    THINJESSIE Posts: 23 Member
    Suzreen is OCD and has to say each sentence forward twice and backward three times before going onto her next sentence.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    @THINJESSIE she likes to wear men's whitey tighties
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She is a black widow. She bats her eyelashes, tosses her golden mane, and gets every one of her rich husbands to drink poison. The only one she truly loves is her pet ferret, Griselda.
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    Is a Jehovah's Witness part-time and on weekends.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Loves eating flowers
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    rides a tandem bike with her care bear strapped on the back.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Picks up fights at parties, she loves the thrill.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Loves dancing outside naked when it's storming
  • Frankie_Felinius
    Frankie_Felinius Posts: 1,398 Member
    Is terrified of kittens
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    Love to kick someone's *kitten*
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a celebate monk
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Gave one of her kidneys in exchange for going to a Mikey Cyrus concert
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Iip syncs to all of Miley Cyrus's songs
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Blackmails children for their lunch money
  • DaleM07
    DaleM07 Posts: 98 Member
    She just got out on bail
  • ajnb88
    ajnb88 Posts: 339 Member
    Once ate a whole goat to hide the evidence after accidentally running it over.

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