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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He accidentally ran over a goat, too, but instead of eating the whole thing, he made a batch of chili for everyone in his girlfriend's family, then he took the fur of the goat and made a sweater for his cousin. He's just a selfless kind of guy, what can i tell you?
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Cooked an ex's family pet bunny in a stew
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    edited May 2015
    Writes a blog about his love for beets
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Found out she ate her ex
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    edited May 2015
    Doesn't like wearing dresses.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Thinks my tractors sexy
  • picklesroofus
    picklesroofus Posts: 68 Member
    Has a peanut allergy
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a rodeo clown on the weekends
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    bathes herself weekly in butter milk.
  • SuperSnoopy
    SuperSnoopy Posts: 3,459 Member
    She secretly wants her husbands brother
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Breeds mini horses
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was a man...up until 3 months ago :#
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Can't stop drinking water out of her toilet
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Thinks toilet water tastes much better when mixed with some Crystal light.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Is afraid of using recycled toilet paper.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Doesn't use toilet paper
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Has been married 10 times in the last 2 years
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    All her exes live in Texas
  • velocityc6
    velocityc6 Posts: 2,137 Member
    She hangs her hat in Tennesee
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He is a dealer in cactus juice and pumice boulders.
  • velocityc6
    velocityc6 Posts: 2,137 Member
    She's a stripper in Las Vegas
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Sleep walks at night
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    She stole my best friend's car 5 years ago!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Sleeps in a Darth Vader costume from Monday to Friday
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Is wanted in many states :o
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Sleeps in a Darth Vader costume from Monday to Friday

    You're supposed to say stuff that isn't true!! :smile:
  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    Situation's bodyguard
  • DaleM07
    DaleM07 Posts: 98 Member
    just got out of jail
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    Performed brain surgery on himself
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He makes the BEST coconut cream pie, but it is so darn good that he eats it all and NEVER shares. :(:(

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