THE RAPTURE!!

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  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    Let me check my "Surpriz-O-meter"...

    Nada, zip, goose egg, *kitten* the bed, epic fail....


    People have got to frickin' wake up and grow an effin brain....

    That is all...
  • HaleyAlli
    HaleyAlli Posts: 911 Member
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    lol no duh XD If that man had actually read the Bible once in his life he would never have come up with that bullsh!t...
  • tproctor
    tproctor Posts: 90 Member
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    According to this article, the rapture will roll out in time zones!!! It will start at 6pm tonight in New Zealand and move west so it occurs in every time zone at 6pm! I had no idea that God was a fan of Greenwich Mean Time, but, hey, you learn something every day! The good new is, I live in the eastern time zone so I will have a 5 hour warning and plenty of time to get my crap in a pile! http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/21/christian-movement-prepares-doomsday/
  • sarahs440
    sarahs440 Posts: 405
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    It is already passed 6 pm new zealand time, it is actually Sunday there right now. lol
  • traceybett
    traceybett Posts: 206 Member
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    LOL! My daughter was just asking what this man's thoughts were about time zones! Tooo funny.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    Well on to 2012
  • Smittyinthesun
    Smittyinthesun Posts: 120
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    The rapture is on my cheat day so that works out perfect for me.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    I'm still planning on looting.
  • roylawrence87
    roylawrence87 Posts: 970 Member
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    Darn, and I wanted to go home...:ohwell:
  • IrishEyes68
    IrishEyes68 Posts: 31 Member
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    I thought the time zone thing was made up, lol!

    Wow...well no work monday I guess...well that is if I am a chosen one :drinker:
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
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    Awww man, I had my zombie busting kit all ready to go!

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    Oh, wait... that's my banana hammock. :tongue:
  • mccorml
    mccorml Posts: 622 Member
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    wonder how ticked that preacher is gonnna be....like shiiiii i was wrong on this one anyone want some punch?
  • micki59
    micki59 Posts: 25
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    I'm just testing my signature here..:flowerforyou:
  • SarahRuth♥
    SarahRuth♥ Posts: 609 Member
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    It is already passed 6 pm new zealand time, it is actually Sunday there right now. lol

    Sorry... ignore that... :D
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    I'm still planning on looting.

    ROTFLMFAO!!!
  • edorice
    edorice Posts: 4,519 Member
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    Man, I've training to out run zombies and it ain't happening today?! :explode:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    The Rapture = Jesus Troll

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  • mescla
    mescla Posts: 56
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    Jesus freaks, you are up!!
  • atomiclauren
    atomiclauren Posts: 689 Member
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    He did set a "back up" date for October 21, 2011...just in case! Oh wait -- he already "calculated" and failed in 1994...!

    So are they going to go out all Heaven's Gate style...ya know, just to save face? :sick:
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
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    i am waiting for the press confrence to be announce where he gets up and says "oops my bad"

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