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    Darn! My car keys got raptured.

    Posts: 21
    edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
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    • Posts: 379 Member
      LOL
    • Posts: 3,317 Member
      Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I think somebody raptured my mower gas... thank goodness. I really didn't want to now. Now if the laundry was to get raptured, that would make my day!
    • Posts: 229
      I was hoping my washing machine was going to raptured this morning...no such luck!
    • Posts: 614
      :laugh:
    • Posts: 406 Member
      hahahaha! my energy got raptured :)
    • Posts: 603
      so did my youth....
    • Posts: 635 Member
      LOL, all of these are hysterical!
    • Posts: 484 Member
      I think you are early it will be at 6pm! lol:laugh:
    • Posts: 726 Member
      My brake lights on my truck got raptured too ... apparently there are none at the moment ... Off to the auto parts store and hope that it is only two bulbs that coincidentally burned out together ... REALLY didn't want to troubleshoot a truck wiring harness today!
    • Posts: 550 Member
      My money got raptured.
    • Posts: 854 Member
      LOL :laugh:
    • Posts: 253
      HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
    • Posts: 21
      My fat got rapt.......nope still here Crap!
    • Posts: 335 Member
      Wish my belly fat would get raptured! Oh well, we were all ready for the Zombie apocalypse, I had a BBQ planned and everything :( Guess I'll just have to get back on the treadmill and 'rapture" that fat the old fashioned way, bummer.:)
    • Posts: 21
      Sex life? Yup...Raptured.
    • Posts: 391 Member
      oooooooh yeah, that was today wasn't it. hey!!! maybe that's where the almost 1lb of me went :P i haven't been losing for awhile, and poof, this morning, almost a pound gone. i think i like this rapture thing, can we schedule another next week?
    • Posts: 500
      Lol hilarious!
    • Posts: 9,543 Member
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This thead started funny and kept getting funnier. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 9,543 Member
      oooooooh yeah, that was today wasn't it. hey!!! maybe that's where the almost 1lb of me went :P i haven't been losing for awhile, and poof, this morning, almost a pound gone. i think i like this rapture thing, can we schedule another next week?

      My weight was down too. I like your idea. :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 71
      hahahaha! my energy got raptured :)


      Mine too!
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