We broke up because...
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His taste in humor is far too esoteric and conflicted with my more in-your-face, direct sense of humor. He'd laugh at things I simply did not understand (often something to do with variations in "the force")0
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He uses too many big words.0
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Her muscles were so big she hurt me when we hugged0
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He sneezed on my waffles.0
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He ate waffles and yummy stuff around me just to tease me0
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After eating our waffles I wanted to put syrup on her but she wasn't up for it0
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He kept stealing my syrup!!0
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Reevoslady wrote: »
she wouldn't dye my hair pink too0 -
The role playing with StarWars outfits grew tiresome.0
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too flat.0
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Reevoslady wrote: »
Lmao I hope so! Hahaha0 -
Dared2Evolve wrote: »The role playing with StarWars outfits grew tiresome.
How bout this time I let you play Vader?!0 -
He was a Star Wars freak0
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CasandraNS wrote: »He was a Star Wars freak
She didn't love my Star Wars freak0 -
He loved dressing as yoda when we had sex0
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CasandraNS wrote: »He loved dressing as yoda when we had sex
She didn't find it hot when I would quote yoda when we were having sex.. You must do or do not, there is no try! Mmmmhhhrrrhhhmmmm(yoda laugh)0 -
One word *crabs*.... he had em
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I drew the line when he dressed up as chewbacca0
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He didn't like my cosplay enthusiasm0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »One word *crabs*.... he had em
She should have told me she preferred lobster.0 -
I love lobster but not his crotch crickets
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we broke up because she danced with the devil by the pale moonlight.0
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I was the devil0
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you are looking kinda pale...0
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He wouldn't buy me a boat
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uh... yes I would. All you have to do is ask!0
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