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We broke up because...

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  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    May I have a boat
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    (looks into her eyes...) uh... yes...!
  • RadiantKayleigh
    RadiantKayleigh Posts: 20 Member
    Didn't buy me a boat, but offered his other girl one
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    I suspect she wasn't waiting till marriage for satisfying her low instincts, so classy, we guys in pursuit of spiritual love and girls can't stop going lusty.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    He was a liar
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    He was a liar
    Hahahaha... :D

    Was too forward for me lol ;)
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    He was a liar

    She has right leanings.

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Had crotch crickets
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    Wouldn't share a boat with me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    KandieCarmella wrote: »
    Wouldn't share a boat with me
    Not true...who said that ...
    jump in my luxury cruiser :*

    liked noel better than me :'(
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    One day at a fancy restaurant I kneed in front of her, and handed her a small wooden box, she opened it and read the word "Kidding!" in wacky font, she didn't take it good, I can't stay with someone so attached after 8 years of relationship and with such a bad mood for jokes. She didn't even let my stripper cousin Gipsy Danger (that's her legal name) to crash with us for a week", she IS my cousin... we made out before but still my cousin!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Thought i wanted to get married when in actual fact i just wanted his body :p ..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was after everybody else's body!!! :angry:
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    She wanted a man not a woman like myself
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Discovered that she was not my first
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He wasnt a Virgin! :open_mouth:
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    KandieCarmella wrote: »
    Wouldn't share a boat with me
    Not true...who said that ...
    jump in my luxury cruiser :*

    liked noel better than me :'(

    Not true I love u too!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was so sweet and pure...i just couldn't dirty that up >:)
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    She was so sweet and pure...i just couldn't dirty that up >:)

    Me?! Sweet and pure?
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Because she heard that she was too sweet and pure for me.
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    Because he thinks I'm sweet
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She always tried to disguise her sweetness by being mean, but only with me!
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She always tried to disguise her sweetness by being mean, but only with me!

    Aww I didn't mean to
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    Only because she was mean to me - Kept laughing at my... well... at my .. (It's just too sad to post)
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    She asked me for a boat and then gave me a stern look...
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    chimptron wrote: »
    She asked me for a boat and then gave me a stern look...
    ... and we all bow to great puns...

    Gave me a sinking feeling when he went on these crazy pun binges; what punishment
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    You still said yes and I don't see a boat
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    She wanted to play games. She couldn't see the Yacht, see? Get it? Yatzee??? Bwahahaha!!!
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    He wants to play Yatzee and made corny jokes!


    (By the way I'm totally kidding)
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    She was always kidding around. I couldn't take her seriously. ;)

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