We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always says this after I catch her with Men!

juliaruliasNY

He wasn't exciting enough.

g44219

she liked the bright lights and big city. I liked country roads

slimgirljo15

I liked country roads till he tried to run me down

MKGIRL110tnm

I didn't think his tractor was sexy.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was a Farm Snob!

PewterSky

She was a society snob, and more ever embarrassed to take me along in her social gatherings

slimgirljo15

She wouldn't commit...said she wanted to keep her options open

dgoodie92

I wasn't man enough

Am I enough now???!!!Am I?

monstalosta

He always took the dirt road

MKGIRL110tnm

Was always fishing for compliments and validation.

dgoodie92

Because MK didn't mean mortal kombat

slimgirljo15

She was too pure sweet and clean...and i was well....the opposite

monstalosta

He thought he was doogie houser

FrozenSongBird

he wouldn't give up the bandana

LacednLace

Wasnt ready to commit and wear my hair the way she wanted

dgoodie92

Wouldnt sell her Lace

g44219

he didn't like lace

LacednLace

He wouldnt let me eat fruit and drink whiskey in the truck on backroads

FrozenSongBird

she stole all my jameson

slimgirljo15

Was only interested in her next glass of booze

g44219

she started going to AA

slimgirljo15

So did he Annas. Allnighter

g44219

Lol she always had a "headache"

monstalosta

I was always hungover

LacednLace

He could never get past our differences.

g44219

she was a tease

slimgirljo15

Got tired of finding the neighbours wives in our closet

g44219

she was too jealous!

slimgirljo15

He was so worn out after romping with the neighbours there was nothing left in the tank for me