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We broke up because...
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He was intimidated by by Baddassedness!!!
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we got locked up in separate prisons0
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She was accepting Conjugal visits from others!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was accepting Conjugal visits from others!
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And the fact she had no a s s might have been something to do with it! 0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »And the fact she had no a s s might have been something to do with it!
au contraire
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She talked in foreign languages0
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She was always flying off somewhere0
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He always handed me a broom and told me to fly away!
'I still wonder what he meant by that!'0 -
She never understood me0
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He stalked someone else0
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She got confused on my role in our relationship0
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tried to gas light me0
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Caught him/her peeping on my grandpa0
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destroyed my garden on purpose0
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Because he cops were getting ready to Raid our home!!!
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She was paranoid0
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He had me committed!0
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She was already in a committed relationship; felt like a straight-jacket to me, just too restrictive0
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He liked wearing white after Labor Day0
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She didn't share her stash0
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She got into my stash and ended up getting busted for Intent To Distribute!
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Sings red red wine to me so I'll give her a sip0
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never shared the wine0
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Whined to much about wine!0
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wined too much0
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She became a wineoholic0
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kept emptying my hip flask0
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wasn't generous with his alcohol0
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