We broke up because...
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Wasn't generous in the Boudoir
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She wouldn't let me into her boudoir0
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Wouldn't go down on me0
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She talked like a Sailor 0
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She likes using me for my wine0
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She never had enough wine around0
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She was a Wino!0
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She papered her house with leaves from the 50 shades of grey novel.0
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I never whine. She thought I was too girlie0
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All that pink!0
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She was a morning Fitness Junkie and would never let me sleep in!0
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she slept too much0
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He ate me out to much0
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I never ate her out0
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we were just too opposite0
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Didn't want to let down my wall0
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He never believed that Opposites attract! He wanted the female version of himself!0
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She wasn't the female version of me0
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It was difficult to live up to his expectations0
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He wanted to dance in the rain and then touch an electric fence he died
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She wouldnt move to australia0
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long distance relationship0
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@Casandra-
I found out she Got a Life Insurance Policy on me and after her Ex died under Suspicious circumstances, I got the hell out of Dodge!
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she wouldn't pretend to be Ms Kitty for me0
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He was allergic to cats and I didnt want him to die!
(Not until the Life Insurance kicks in)
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after I died she decided she wasn't in to dead guys.0
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Became a ghost that hung out in forums.... Creepy0
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she treated me like i was linda blaire0
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She thought she saw Dead People! She needed Mental Health Therapy and quick!0
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She tried to tell me there's no such thing as ghosts...0
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