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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    She couldn't even remember we were dating
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Always wanted me to call him big poppa
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I remembered we were dating....so i hit myself with a pan to forget :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Every time she spoke I'd pee my pants a little! :lol:
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Lol, you two are hilarious. Fab forgot about me too, her amnesia was pretty convenient of an excuse
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    her standards were too high
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out he wasn't really Dead and moved on to another thread! :angry:
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Told me I needed to set my standards high, I see how it is, you just wanted a reason to break up!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    She thought I was stalking...I thought we were dating
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He thought peeping in windows and watching me sleep was dating! :dizzy:
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    I thought things were going well and she called the cops
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He's doing time and isn't allowed conjugal visits!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    kept using the ole "we'll get in trouble if we do that in the visitation room line"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Got me in trouble and thrown in jail just to be close to me! Romantic but NOT cool Man!!! :angry:
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    doing time changed her! She started carrying a shank
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was kinda jealous that I was a badass on the inside and had to protect him from being someone else's Beyotch!! :naughty:
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she started becoming dominating and aggressive and would pimp me out for cigarettes
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He found out that the cigarettes were for my other Lover named Bulldog! Did you forget that I dont smoke Honey?
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    I snitched on Bulldog and got him thrown in the hole
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    But your so purdy...do we have to split up...I want to keep ya
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    That was the last straw! I'm breaking up with you again!!!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she didn't want to work through our problems
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    Didn't seem very ... um ... stable
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I was getting out for "Good" behavior, I cant associate with Criminals!!!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She had a nasty temper, she broke all the fine China in the house and then made me walk on the shards barefoot!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she freaked when I broke a few dishes
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He got mad and broke my Grandmother's Antique Italian China!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She told me she was a Russian princess and I had to help her recover her royal jewellery worth billions, yep.... It was all a scam
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    gold digger
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She reported me to the Feds!

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