We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

sheltered16 · May 11, 2015 4:33AM

You ate the last piece of bacon

slimgirljo15 · May 11, 2015 4:34AM

Loved bacon better yhan me

CasandraNS · May 11, 2015 4:39AM

She was a bacon girl I prefer sausage

PewterSky · May 11, 2015 4:45AM

She would never take her sunglasses off. I think something was seriously wrong with her eyes.

CasandraNS · May 11, 2015 5:10AM

Because he hurt my eyes to look at
Him

Yogi_warrior · May 11, 2015 5:13AM

she had problems with her eyes

slimgirljo15 · May 11, 2015 5:15AM

Was only good for a spanking...i wanted more

g44219 · May 11, 2015 5:21AM

She wanted too much

slimgirljo15 · May 11, 2015 5:23AM

Wouldn't give enough

ZeeShay · May 11, 2015 5:24AM

Didn't think I was enough

CasandraNS · May 11, 2015 5:33AM

Was to kinky for me

PewterSky · May 11, 2015 5:45AM

Was a very bad driver. After that one time where she nearly ran over an old lady while hitting a preserved tree and making me spill all the hot coffee on me, I said my goodbyes.

g44219 · May 11, 2015 5:51AM

She would not shut up about my driving!

ZeeShay · May 11, 2015 5:55AM

Was so sensitive about his skills.

g44219 · May 11, 2015 6:02AM

she was too hard to please

slimgirljo15 · May 11, 2015 6:22AM

He didn't please at all

g44219 · May 11, 2015 7:05AM

She was a tease

slimgirljo15 · May 11, 2015 7:07AM

He was a manwhore

g44219 · May 11, 2015 7:08AM

she wouldn't pay me what I was worth

slimgirljo15 · May 11, 2015 7:10AM

That dont make change small enough

We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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