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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    he would have a water drinking game and then run around finding a loo!
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    arian10daddy wrote: »
    he would have a water drinking game and then run around finding a loo!

    Lol

    Spend too much time in loo and made loud weird noises while there!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Didn't hydrate
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    edited May 2015
    hydrated too much and then ran around looking for loo... :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Often didn't make it to the loo....peed everywhere
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    Kept using the word loo
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Often didn't make it to the loo....peed everywhere

    Though she is kangaroo and wanted me in her imaginary pouch all the time! :#
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    he wanted to be in her blouse like a baby kangaroo
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol......
    He wanted jaa
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she was not understandable!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He never really listened
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she used too many code words
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I'm not breaking up with you......no reasons left lol
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she had no reason but she left!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nope just went shopping...home soon :p
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she went shopping for kinky stuff, never came back!
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    Because he kept picking on Jo.
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    she asks 2 position at one time
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    Because he couldn't handle my demands.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    edited May 2015
    fabian_chipper wrote: »
    ind1983 wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing to his music

    She never stop singing that catchy song in her language: badla mera rang veeeee pehen ke chola jawani wala...I had it in my head fat and night.

    Thought I understood Hindi, but didn't realize I had no clue and spoke English and Malayalam
  • hotnumber
    hotnumber Posts: 222 Member
    He likes to cuddle at night... In the summer!
  • velocityc6
    velocityc6 Posts: 2,137 Member
    edited May 2015
    she wouldn't show her face
  • yogini_runner82
    yogini_runner82 Posts: 81 Member
    He had bad morning breath.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I farted on her cat.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Farted on everything
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I tried to get medical treatments for the flatulence but she left anyway. So much for in sickness and in health! :'(
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    fabian_chipper wrote: »
    ind1983 wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing to his music

    She never stop singing that catchy song in her language: badla mera rang veeeee pehen ke chola jawani wala...I had it in my head fat and night.

    Thought I understood Hindi, but didn't realize I had no clue and spoke English and Malayalam

    Then ypu know what Saiya chinta awa means, I believe I said it correctly, if I am not confusing chinta means pretty and chanti (chantee) means hate.

  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Put me in a dutch oven with her farts
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She over exaggerated ...i smelt like roses :p
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    fabian_chipper wrote: »
    ind1983 wrote: »
    fabian_chipper wrote: »
    ind1983 wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing to his music

    She never stop singing that catchy song in her language: badla mera rang veeeee pehen ke chola jawani wala...I had it in my head fat and night.

    Thought I understood Hindi, but didn't realize I had no clue and spoke English and Malayalam

    Then ypu know what Saiya chinta awa means, I believe I said it correctly, if I am not confusing chinta means pretty and chanti (chantee) means hate.

    i believe saiya chinta awa is Malay - spoken in Malaysia...only know coz my bro in law is...but Malayalam is the language of Kerala state in India :smile:

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