We broke up because...
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He found out I snooped through his things when he was in the Shower!
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She wouldn't get nekked with me and shower or bathe together0
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He forgot I was married to someone else!0
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She wouldn't face the fact that she is deeply on love with me0
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He didnt understand that my Love was so vast that I had to share it with everyone! ;p0
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LMAO!
I frequently had to goose her to snap her out of her day dreams0 -
He killed my Dreams!
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Goosing her excited her but she denies it still0
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She would dream of having me while she was with sojourner0
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He was always displaying inappropriate behavior so I had him beat up by my Brother! ;p0
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Her brother came to beat me up but came cross-dressed... Sheesh0
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Hey!!! that was me! He called me a cross dresser so I Beat him Up!
BTW...He fights like a Girl!
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PMSL!
She couldn't make ip her mind.... So fickle!0 -
I didnt understand what he meant, but knew I didnt like it!!!0
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He locked he out of the bedroom...said he needed a break0
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Never liked my suggestions0
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She's a he0
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She suggested swinging and I was appalled!
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Couldn't tell the difference between male and female0
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She took a swinging on a tree to be swinging with partners... Dirty mind0
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Had an alter ego who hated me and would try to sabotage our relationship. She succeeded in the end0
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PMSL! Piss Myself Laughing!
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Couldn't tell the difference between male and female
Because she said homie and signaled west sign0 -
SojournerThirteen wrote: »PMSL! Piss Myself Laughing!
Because they are so funny they are killing me0 -
Would fail deliberately and blame it on the other0
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She was hearing voices. Kinda freaked me out!
Daang that was late!
he moves fast and that also freaked me out!0 -
Didn't appreciate my "gift" 0
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He wouldn't stop pissing all over himself0
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I couldn't hear when he was talking...may have had something to do with his face buried in my chest 0
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