We broke up because...
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i dont like the colour pink
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She kept changing her name every time we had a disagreement!0
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she only has one eye and her nickname is cyclops!!!0
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He was always making fun of my disability! 0
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She always got all of the attention wherever we went. I'm not a shadow!0
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she was out of my league...she dumped me!0
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She didnt know me at all! Especially the Music I like!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She didnt know me at all! Especially the Music I like!
HAHAHAHA Crossthread action! I love it!0 -
She wore men's undies0
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CasandraNS wrote: »She wore men's undies
uhh boxer briefs double as shorts, sooo.....
She couldn't think outside the box
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she would let me play in her sand box0
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Too experienced for me0
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She had a way better 50th Birthday Party than I did!0
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She didn't like my red lipstick0
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lol because shes still celebrating and im still tryin but cant keep up0
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Couldn't party all day0
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Only partied at kid parties0
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I found out his real profession. He was a Clown that picked up random Tipsy Mothers at their kids parties!
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She wasn't into hot pu$$y
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She was just too hot for me to handle
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She was damaged goods because she was burned one too many times before me!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was damaged goods because she was burned one too many times before me!
Pmsl
She was always right
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She planned to break up with me anyway, but got me to cook dinner for her first.
(This really happened to me many years ago, too!)0 -
Ouch...
He had horrible taste in women his ex was psychotic and threatened to kill me if I didn't leave him.0 -
He never stopped bringing up that time his ex left him after he cooked Dinner!!!0
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She had better legs than me
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Curvy1Gezel wrote: »She had better legs than me
She had better legs than me, too!0 -
He didn't have good taste in eyegear0
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he wanted me to call him daddy0
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