THE RAPTURE!!

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  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    The guy is clearly a fake and there will be even more fakes before Christ comes back. The Bible clearly states that no one knows the exact time when Christ is coming back. Not the angels in Heaven nor the Son Himself. Only God the Father knows and He ain't telling.
  • vpsmith14
    vpsmith14 Posts: 71
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    The rapture is on my cheat day so that works out perfect for me.

    I completely laughed right out loud on this!!! Tomorrow is my cheat day, sure hope I make it there to enjoy it.

    Tricia
  • Bjornulf
    Bjornulf Posts: 29
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    I am thinking that maybe he forgot to calculate in the leap year cycles. He may also have been using either a Julian or Gregorian calender, both of which could account for his total idiocy; er...i mean his lack of proper calculations. Get onboard with the Mayans already!

    21 December 2012!

    They at least had cool masks and a through an awesome party....

    This post is not meant to slander/offend any Mayans. All others may be offended and/or slandered in the best manner that they see fit.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    The Rapture = Jesus Troll

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    Hahahaha :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh man.. Between this and the banana hammock, I'm on the floor!
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    The Rapture = Jesus Troll

    w220610206.jpg

    Hahahaha :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh man.. Between this and the banana hammock, I'm on the floor!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg612/scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=bwdje.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

    This is why it didn't happen.
  • roylawrence87
    roylawrence87 Posts: 970 Member
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    scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=bwdje.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

    This is why it didn't happen.
  • ceschwartz
    ceschwartz Posts: 240 Member
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    ROFL, awesome!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    Thanks roylawrence87. x
  • 305muscle
    305muscle Posts: 97 Member
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    I got Raptured!!!!!But I don't know know about this angels that picked me Up one of them is Jesus and the other Pepe? WTF!! ohhhh S*#t I been kidnapped by mexicans!!
  • snrose
    snrose Posts: 233 Member
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    wonder how ticked that preacher is gonnna be....like shiiiii i was wrong on this one anyone want some punch?
    hahahah!!
  • ImperfektAngel
    ImperfektAngel Posts: 811 Member
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    scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=bwdje.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

    This is why it didn't happen.



    lol
  • xraychick77
    xraychick77 Posts: 1,775 Member
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    its just hillarious to me that people actually believe in invisible sky people who have magic powers.
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=bwdje.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

    This is why it didn't happen.

    I LOVE IT!!! BAHAHAHAHA
  • atomiclauren
    atomiclauren Posts: 689 Member
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    its just hillarious to me that people actually believe in invisible sky people who have magic powers.

    Exactly...!
    :noway:

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