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We broke up because...
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she only had half a face0
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he never came to see mearian10daddy wrote: »she would insist on my coming to NY instead of her coming to Mel
found out that he wanted a sugar mamaShe thought I'm an ATM machine.
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she didn't like when i had to go to bed for work in a few hours
goodnight MFPers!0 -
she was always working and going to bed early0
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Night Sweetie!
He thought I was boring! Someone has to bring home the Bacon!!!0 -
she would put me to sleep talking.
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He had a problem with sleep walking!0
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I kept trying to "sleep walk" to her room. She kept locking the door0
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He was always wearing a mask while sleep "walking"0
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I was saving myself for marriage0
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haha she was still a virgin0
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He laughed at my Chastity0
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40 yr old virgin0
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He forgot my age!
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She lied about her chastity0
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Because I'm leaving him for bed now it's 4am and I have to get on the roof tomorrow and shingle. Have to be awake for that me thinks!
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got really upset with me when i woke her in the night with my walking dead outfit and make up on0
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He scared the hell out of me0
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Her "Hell" moved on to me!0
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She thought she had prettier eyes than me ... Hmph0
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He thought every night was Mardi Gras! I mean come on...a girl needs her sleep!0
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She would never wear a top.
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He would be around for a couple days then disappear for a few weeks, I think I wasn't his only girlfriend.0
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She always accused me of having another girlfriend. too jealous!0
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She was jealous of all my girlfriends.0
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no_pink_skirts wrote: »She always accused me of having another girlfriend. too jealous!
because she kept telling me about this other girlfriend of hers and wouldn't share videos!0 -
because I realized I am a lesbian0
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soldiergrl_101 wrote: »because I realized I am a lesbian
not funny!! that's happened before!! haha0
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