We broke up because...
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she snored too damn loud
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I hate blue0
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didnt slap my *kitten* enough0
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Wanted slapping all the time0
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couldnt handle all this fun0
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I like the D. Sorry.0
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Out of all the letters in the alphabet, that's the one she picks!0
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CONSTANTLY kept looking out the window at the fire-escape for Richard Gere; didn't happen0
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I just couldn't compete with his Cocaine addiction.0
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She treated my body like a Buffet!
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She mad fun of how much I could eat! Rude!0
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She wouldn't let me eat0
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He hated everything I cooked!0
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Couldnt cook...0
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Hey! We broke up?!?0
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He didn't appreciate the liberties I took with his body while he was asleep...like once I drew a Hello Kitty tattoo on him with a sharpie while he was asleep.
I'm so sorry lover. Forgive me? I promise to be good! 0 -
Was not into sports0
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We had different opinions on sport teams.0
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She was a true bandwagon, she is now a Cavaliers fan0
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She called Payton Manning a Girl!
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Eek..nope nothing against Lebron but I'm just not a Cavs fan!0
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He had a fascination with Lebron! Followed him every move!0
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Thought Lebron was some kind of perfume0
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His obsession went so far he made a perfume named lebron in hopes of smelling like him.0
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She always left me behind0
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She could never keep up0
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He wss already taken by 6 oothers
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She was loose with her Love!0
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She uses the word loose very loosely!
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Wasn't loose enough 0
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