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  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
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    She wouldn't stop bench pressing me.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
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    kept pestering me to invite a black dude into our bedroom
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She stole my dwarf husband, what can I say he's a pint size of sexy!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    edited March 2015
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    We can't break up. We have to divorce.


    I'm 6'2" btw. :-P
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He couldn't hand the harem when it was that time of the month! Threatened divorce 12 times a year!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She attracted bears
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
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    He needed more cowbell. I didn't.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    wellsjr79 wrote: »
    She attracted bears

    OMG! haha!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Stoshew71 wrote: »
    He needed more cowbell. I didn't.

    Must be a break up to make up sitch!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
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    :joy: @ bears!

    @wellsjr79‌ he watched "The Edge" every 2 hours... i just couldn't deal with the repetitiveness

    she wouldn't let me act out 'ghost' while doing a pottery workshop
  • Kristina79Marie
    Kristina79Marie Posts: 580 Member
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    the walking dead was more important to her
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She thought our zombie love night was stupid!
  • Kristina79Marie
    Kristina79Marie Posts: 580 Member
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    the zombies smelled
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    she sniffed zombies at night to get high :open_mouth:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She accused me outlandish things!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    she put me on the naughty step :open_mouth:
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Liked pointing her finger at everyone. What's it like on that high horse?
  • Kristina79Marie
    Kristina79Marie Posts: 580 Member
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    she refused to cover herself in butter and slide across the kitchen floor like a slug
  • Kristina79Marie
    Kristina79Marie Posts: 580 Member
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    wellsjr79 wrote: »
    Liked pointing her finger at everyone. What's it like on that high horse?

    would stick a drumstick in his nose
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Wanted me to do strange things in our apartment and always in front of a camera

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