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We broke up because...

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  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She acted like my grandma!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    He was scared of commitment, I didn't live on Mars, you know? :b
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    She wouldn't let me eat those magic mushrooms!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    He was scared of commitment, I didn't live on Mars, you know? :b

    She was too alienated
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she didn't believe in aliens
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    kept talking about alien anal probing and it started to worry me
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    He enjoyed Star Trek
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she kept on giving autographs to unconcerned bystanders
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    But we didn't ;)
  • zipppee
    zipppee Posts: 223 Member
    Kept stealing my sugar cane
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was batting for the other team :p
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Only ate worms!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    he finished the whole bottle of jack dallies and didn't even ask me! :(
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    arian10daddy wrote: »
    he finished the whole bottle of jack dallies and didn't even ask me! :(

    O pappe ki gal kitti? Do JD de badle theke di saari desi twadi! Tu to dass de ek vari bas! >:)
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    jaatree wrote: »
    arian10daddy wrote: »
    he finished the whole bottle of jack dallies and didn't even ask me! :(

    O pappe ki gal kitti? Do JD de badle theke di saari desi twadi! Tu to dass de ek vari bas! >:)

    I don't need country liquor and he insisted on me trading my JD for all the country liquor in the shop! JEEZ!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Was a drunk
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Thought I had a drinking problem, 6 am is a totally respectful time to drink!
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Would drink only till 6:30 in am and wouldn't drink on breakfast!
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Never made me breakfast
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    That's the Husband's job!
    Thought I was her Husband
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She wanted to bring a husband into our marriage. I had one in mind, and she had a different one. Couldn't agree.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    she didnt like my bluntness
  • abbylisious
    abbylisious Posts: 391 Member
    He insisted on playing cowbells in the bedroom...you know..every time he "finished"
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Kept yelling Yahoooooooooooo whenever she wanted some. Even in public!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Tried to sensor me.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Tried to sensor me.

    Every time she talked there was a 30-second delay or a bunch of beeps over top of her voice
  • JeraldTX
    JeraldTX Posts: 42 Member
    Did not like my R2D2 impersonation
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Made fun of Star Trek...I couldn't have that!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Didn't know that R2D2 was in Star Wars!! Nooooooo!!
  • abbylisious
    abbylisious Posts: 391 Member
    I found him very robotic

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