We broke up because...

zipppee

Didn't believe in Free Love

FabulousFantasticFifty

Called me a Call Girl (It aint free you know)!!!

melkirwan

Was not a call girl...

Also, not what I ordered!

Noelv1976

Didn't know what to order?!

FabulousFantasticFifty

ordered me around

Ria_StayingFit

Called me by another woman's name.

swollmar04

Didn't let me see her macros

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was duh and didnt know what macros were

Ria_StayingFit

Was shy about them because I can never balance them out. He kept making excuses why I we couldn't meet his folks. Turns out he was embarrassed about being with an older woman.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was too old for me!

Ria_StayingFit

She was a cradle robber and was only with me to get to my young sibling.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She found our Love Letters

christinejacksn

She wore a little black dress

Noelv1976

She dumped me for him!!

slimgirljo15

Preferred me naked 24/7

madhu1981

she didnt call me when she was far away

FabulousFantasticFifty

Refused to wear clothes! we lived within 50 yards of a school and she kept getting arrested for indecent exposure!

monstalosta

Beacause you're everything!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I am??? He called me everything in the book!

PewterSky

Gave bad reasons for everything!

monstalosta

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

I am??? He called me everything in the book!

Haha wrong thread....she wouldn't let me go

slimgirljo15

He didn't want me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always crying! What a crybaby she was!

PewterSky

Was such a troll!

monstalosta

Called my gf a troll!

PewterSky

What a two timing jerk! Thought I was your gf!

FabulousFantasticFifty

We got into a scratching and pulling hair fight over a Guy, go figure!!!

JustAnotherCanadianGuy

she couldn't play nice with others

slimgirljo15

He was canadian jk ehhhhh

FabulousFantasticFifty

He acted like my Father!