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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I was saving myself for marriage
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    haha she was still a virgin
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He laughed at my Chastity
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
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    40 yr old virgin
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He forgot my age! :tongue:
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    She lied about her chastity
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Because I'm leaving him for bed now it's 4am and I have to get on the roof tomorrow and shingle. Have to be awake for that me thinks! :tongue:

    Goodnight :)
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    got really upset with me when i woke her in the night with my walking dead outfit and make up on
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He scared the hell out of me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Her "Hell" moved on to me!
  • VCFernandez13
    VCFernandez13 Posts: 36 Member
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    She thought she had prettier eyes than me ... Hmph
  • abbylisious
    abbylisious Posts: 391 Member
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    He thought every night was Mardi Gras! I mean come on...a girl needs her sleep!
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    She would never wear a top. :o
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He would be around for a couple days then disappear for a few weeks, I think I wasn't his only girlfriend.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He would be around for a couple days then disappear for a few weeks, I think I wasn't his only girlfriend.

    because she looks better in black glasses than me... and her body was just too awesome- made me feel sensitive.
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
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    She always accused me of having another girlfriend. too jealous!
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    She was jealous of all my girlfriends.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    no_pink_skirts wrote: »
    She always accused me of having another girlfriend. too jealous!

    because she kept telling me about this other girlfriend of hers and wouldn't share videos!
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,206 Member
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    because I realized I am a lesbian
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    soldiergrl_101 wrote: »
    because I realized I am a lesbian

    not funny!! that's happened before!! haha

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