100 reasons you know you're addicted to My Fitness Pal

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  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    50. You're always asking the take out Perron how many calories are in you're entree.
  • MelodyandBarbells
    MelodyandBarbells Posts: 7,724 Member
    76. You've got all your favorite MyFitnessPal links as iPhone keyboard shortcuts

    75. You made shortcuts for your exercises and some food name brands you found difficult to spell
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    You park as far away from the store entrance as possible and meander around the store so you can get more "steps" logged while shopping.

    I've done this...I even resort to pulling the cart with one hand so I can swing the arm with my activity tracker on it...*hangs head in shame*
  • abatonfan
    abatonfan Posts: 1,120 Member
    74 (?). When you have to portion out other people's food, you weigh their food out of pure habit (I've done this a few times).
  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
    SezxyStef wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    You park as far away from the store entrance as possible and meander around the store so you can get more "steps" logged while shopping.

    I've done this...I even resort to pulling the cart with one hand so I can swing the arm with my activity tracker on it...*hangs head in shame*

    It's okay - you're among friends here.
  • alexistexas33
    alexistexas33 Posts: 121 Member
    72. You get angry at people who 'only needs to loose 5 pounds' and thinks that they're fat
  • kazminchu
    kazminchu Posts: 250 Member
    71. You unlock your phone, open MFP, then realise after 5 minutes you actually meant to text a friend instead.
  • GreenIceFloes
    GreenIceFloes Posts: 1,491 Member
    70. You keep getting new recruits, including obese family members who have finally seen the light.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    69. You're addicted to seeing what your friends eat.
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    68. You close MFP out to be productive. Within five minutes...open tab, hit M, hit enter.
  • deniztuzu2
    deniztuzu2 Posts: 77 Member
    67. You are better at managing your calorie spending than your money.
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    67 - when you make food for someone else, you automatically put the plate on the scale out of habit.
    66 - you can't think of any food without thinking about its calorie and macro content.
  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
    65. You get frustrated when people at the office see you eating a donut, that you planned for, and they gasp and say "You're cheating already?!" or "You can eat that??!"
  • crys_todd
    crys_todd Posts: 41 Member
    64. You mentally calculate the approximate calorie and carb count of everything you see other people eat.

    63. You are known as a calorie wizard amoung friends and family because you know the approximate calorie count of everything.
  • JessicaThompson12
    JessicaThompson12 Posts: 82 Member
    62. When going to a place where calorie content isn't available it makes you nervous.
  • SallyinIL
    SallyinIL Posts: 85 Member
    edited May 2015
    61. You begin to see the possibilities in *everything*! As in: "You know, I could actually work that in to my eating plan for the day...".
  • haps3000
    haps3000 Posts: 3 Member
    61. You begin to take epic walks across the city at a "brisk pace", whatever that means...
  • ruggedshutter
    ruggedshutter Posts: 389 Member
    edited May 2015
    59. When you go through your pantry looking for food to fit in the remaining 100 calories that you have left.
  • SallyinIL
    SallyinIL Posts: 85 Member
    ruggedshutter wrote: »
    59. When you go through your pantry looking for food to fit in the remaining 100 calories that you have left.
    Yes! This! ^^^^
  • David_2015
    David_2015 Posts: 231 Member
    ruggedshutter wrote: »
    59. When you go through your pantry looking for food to fit in the remaining 100 calories that you have left.

    Every night!!!
  • NewMeSM75
    NewMeSM75 Posts: 971 Member
    58. You've been on forums long enough to know who will get flagged for hurting someone's feeling.
  • ljones27uk
    ljones27uk Posts: 177 Member
    you are prepared to walk miles in the pouring rain (camping in middle of nowhere) to get a wifi signal so that you can keep that streak alive.
  • conita667
    conita667 Posts: 20 Member
    57. You tell everybody that MFP is the best thing that happen to you and push them to try it, even when they don't believe you... If you come and ask me what did I do, the answer is patience + MFP!!!!
  • forgtmenot
    forgtmenot Posts: 860 Member
    56.) You now use MFP more than all other social media sites.
  • luluinca
    luluinca Posts: 2,899 Member
    56. That protein shake you used to barely be able to get down in the morning, tastes good to you now. If you miss a couple of mornings you start craving it.....
  • goingtobefit2015
    goingtobefit2015 Posts: 408 Member
    54. It kills you if you lose your STREAK!!
  • sheldonz42
    sheldonz42 Posts: 233 Member
    elphie754 wrote: »
    SezxyStef wrote: »
    elphie754 wrote: »
    cazbit wrote: »
    89 you have to charge your iPhone every single day because your on mfp allllllll the time. I've started charging my phone in work to save my home elec bills
    Suggestion- plug phone into computer to charge instead of outlet

    quicker charge on the outlet
    Maybe quicker, but using computer saves on the electric bil :).

    The same amount of energy is used, thus the same bill...
  • ruggedshutter
    ruggedshutter Posts: 389 Member
    edited May 2015
    53. You can mentally add your calories in your head and know that the PB&J sandwich that you just made is 360 calories and 120 calories for the 1 ounce of chips ;)
  • 1HappyRedhead
    1HappyRedhead Posts: 413 Member
    52. You are logging your food AS you are eating it....
    I love this thread, lol.... so many true things!! :smile:
  • NewMeSM75
    NewMeSM75 Posts: 971 Member
    51 You logon to see a thread and think, "another one of those thread".
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