What would you do?

mom5284
mom5284 Posts: 12 Member
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What would you do?

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  • Lemonshake
    Lemonshake Posts: 223 Member
    Squeeze and turn. Not till child had run away
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Why does the attacker have to be a male?

    #mensballsmatter #justiceforthejohnson
  • Lemonshake
    Lemonshake Posts: 223 Member
    Cause it's hard to grab women's balls?
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  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
    this doesn't sound like fun OR games :confounded:
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    draznyth wrote: »
    this doesn't sound like fun OR games :confounded:

    To some it would be.
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    I'd hold and squeeze until I pulled my pistol out.
  • SuperSnoopy
    SuperSnoopy Posts: 3,464 Member
    Omg! You've all got my crying in pain just thinking about it.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Is it just the *boys* that were exposed (I'm wondering if this is new trend in Men's Jeans that I missed)
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Why does the attacker have to be a male?

    #mensballsmatter #justiceforthejohnson


    because men are one of the top causes of injury, violence and death to women

  • MOMOEATER
    MOMOEATER Posts: 86 Member
    Testicular torsion for the win !
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    edited May 2015
    MOMOEATER wrote: »
    Testicular torsion for the win !

    Yep. Twist until he was on the ground crying, and/or the cops come. NOBODY puts my child in danger, unless you want to meet angry Momma Bear.
  • empireman85
    empireman85 Posts: 114 Member
    Some tough ladies on here. That attacker obviously didn't know he was messing with the MFP Mob!
  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Why does the attacker have to be a male?

    #mensballsmatter #justiceforthejohnson


    because men are one of the top causes of injury, violence and death to women

    lol I hear men are evil dogs.
  • Fasttrack2freedom
    Fasttrack2freedom Posts: 122 Member
    I would say that if he's messing with your kids you dont let go till he is on the floor in pain and you can safely escape. At least that what i teach in Krav Maga classes. No one has a right to mess with you or your loved ones
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    draznyth wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Why does the attacker have to be a male?

    #mensballsmatter #justiceforthejohnson


    because men are one of the top causes of injury, violence and death to women

    lol I hear men are evil dogs.

    yeah i mean its hilarious how men terrorize women on a daily basis

  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    draznyth wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Why does the attacker have to be a male?

    #mensballsmatter #justiceforthejohnson


    because men are one of the top causes of injury, violence and death to women

    lol I hear men are evil dogs.

    yeah i mean its hilarious how men terrorize women on a daily basis

    almost as hilarious as rampant misandry and the demonization of all men which is so popular in today's culture.

    http://mchb.hrsa.gov/whusa13/health-status/health-indicators/p/injury.html
  • daydreams_of_pretty
    daydreams_of_pretty Posts: 506 Member
    What a weird hypothetical. Why are we talking about this? :/

    Besides, isn't the answer built into the question? I mean, if you're defending yourself (or whatever), it's not like you're going to gently massage the testicles, tickle them, or whatever else.

    Answer: I hug the testicles and give them a pep talk. Crisis averted.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    MOMOEATER wrote: »
    Testicular torsion for the win !
    You made me laugh & cry :)
  • shamcd
    shamcd Posts: 178 Member
    They would be forcibly removed from his body, either by my hand or by my gun.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    When I'm sure he's hurt badly enough not to give chase.
  • coleycoley5
    coleycoley5 Posts: 265 Member
    Lemonshake wrote: »
    Cause it's hard to grab women's balls?
    Comedy genius lol
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    MilicaX wrote: »
    Rip them off.. And I'm being serious. No one harms my babies! :angry:
    This seems to be the consensus, @Danielle_Husband's touchy-feely solution (pun intended) excepted. Just wondering of the "RIP THEM OFF" contingent...

    Do you, then, keep them, or is there a moral obligation to return-to-sender?
  • LouLouStBijou
    LouLouStBijou Posts: 987 Member
    BFDeal wrote: »
    Weirdest online dating profile headline ever!!! Still though, I'm intrigued... Call me.

    LMAO

  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    draznyth wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    draznyth wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Why does the attacker have to be a male?

    #mensballsmatter #justiceforthejohnson


    because men are one of the top causes of injury, violence and death to women

    lol I hear men are evil dogs.

    yeah i mean its hilarious how men terrorize women on a daily basis

    almost as hilarious as rampant misandry and the demonization of all men which is so popular in today's culture.

    http://mchb.hrsa.gov/whusa13/health-status/health-indicators/p/injury.html

    *yawn*

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  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    draznyth wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    draznyth wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Why does the attacker have to be a male?

    #mensballsmatter #justiceforthejohnson


    because men are one of the top causes of injury, violence and death to women

    lol I hear men are evil dogs.

    yeah i mean its hilarious how men terrorize women on a daily basis

    almost as hilarious as rampant misandry and the demonization of all men which is so popular in today's culture.

    http://mchb.hrsa.gov/whusa13/health-status/health-indicators/p/injury.html

    *yawn*

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    lol I guess it's easier to throw out "check your privilege" than actually back up your specious, man-hating crap, right? well played :mrgreen:



    feel free to do your own research on men being "one of the top causes of injury, violence and death to women":

    webappa.cdc.gov/sasweb/ncipc/nfilead2001.html
    webappa.cdc.gov/sasweb/ncipc/leadcaus10_us.html
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    MilicaX wrote: »
    RunTimer wrote: »
    MilicaX wrote: »
    Rip them off.. And I'm being serious. No one harms my babies! :angry:
    This seems to be the consensus, @Danielle_Husband's touchy-feely solution (pun intended) excepted. Just wondering of the "RIP THEM OFF" contingent...

    Do you, then, keep them, or is there a moral obligation to return-to-sender?

    Keep in jar as thropy so I can look at what wonder I did (;

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  • Carol_
    Carol_ Posts: 469 Member
    draznyth wrote: »
    this doesn't sound like fun OR games :confounded:
    That's what I thought too.

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