Do you have a dry, self-deprecating sense of humor?

felixfoxbright1985
felixfoxbright1985 Posts: 10 Member
edited November 18 in Introduce Yourself
Do you think that "fitness" people are a little too intense? Maybe even a little preachy?

Then let's motivate each other through dark laughter.

My health goals are one of the few things that I take seriously, but that doesn't mean that I have to go full Tony Robbins to get there. I'd rather meet some like-minded people who don't take them selves too seriously and enjoy making other weirdos laugh. If this sounds like you, let's join forces in punishing our traitorous bodies for getting older and flabbier!

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  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
    Hi
  • felixfoxbright1985
    felixfoxbright1985 Posts: 10 Member
    Hi there.
  • 4sweetpirit
    4sweetpirit Posts: 7 Member
    Hey buddy, you wouldn't feel that way if you were I. When I get on the scale instead of giving my weight, the darn thing states. "one foot at a time please".
  • fitoverfifty
    fitoverfifty Posts: 192 Member
    My scale said " low" the other day. I was quite pleased
  • felixfoxbright1985
    felixfoxbright1985 Posts: 10 Member
    edited May 2015
    !
  • felixfoxbright1985
    felixfoxbright1985 Posts: 10 Member
    Well met, 4sweetpirit!
  • felixfoxbright1985
    felixfoxbright1985 Posts: 10 Member
    First person to get in their 10,000 steps today gets to name my man-breasts.
  • mssam66
    mssam66 Posts: 7 Member
    I wish my scale would say "low", instead it says "ouch"!. My nickname should be bloated and gassy! Searching for a woe that I can stick to and that wont make me gag on a daily basis. :s
  • minizebu
    minizebu Posts: 2,716 Member
    felixfoxbright1985 wrote: »
    First person to get in their 10,000 steps today gets to name my man-breasts.

    Oooh! Oooh! Me, me, me! 19K and counting!

    I hereby dub your man-breasts "Thing 1" and "Thing 2".

  • felixfoxbright1985
    felixfoxbright1985 Posts: 10 Member
    minizebu wrote: »
    felixfoxbright1985 wrote: »
    First person to get in their 10,000 steps today gets to name my man-breasts.

    Oooh! Oooh! Me, me, me! 19K and counting!

    I hereby dub your man-breasts "Thing 1" and "Thing 2".

    Well there you have it. Enjoy them because if I get my way, they will be deflated husks in a few months. How does that feel?
  • minizebu
    minizebu Posts: 2,716 Member
    felixfoxbright1985 wrote: »
    minizebu wrote: »
    felixfoxbright1985 wrote: »
    First person to get in their 10,000 steps today gets to name my man-breasts.

    Oooh! Oooh! Me, me, me! 19K and counting!

    I hereby dub your man-breasts "Thing 1" and "Thing 2".

    Well there you have it. Enjoy them because if I get my way, they will be deflated husks in a few months. How does that feel?

    "So, as fast as you can, Think of something to do! You will have to get rid of Thing One and Thing Two!"
  • felixfoxbright1985
    felixfoxbright1985 Posts: 10 Member
    minizebu wrote: »
    felixfoxbright1985 wrote: »
    minizebu wrote: »
    felixfoxbright1985 wrote: »
    First person to get in their 10,000 steps today gets to name my man-breasts.

    Oooh! Oooh! Me, me, me! 19K and counting!

    I hereby dub your man-breasts "Thing 1" and "Thing 2".

    Well there you have it. Enjoy them because if I get my way, they will be deflated husks in a few months. How does that feel?

    "So, as fast as you can, Think of something to do! You will have to get rid of Thing One and Thing Two!"

    Well done.
  • DaneanP
    DaneanP Posts: 433 Member
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  • BitterSweetWinter
    BitterSweetWinter Posts: 22 Member
    Those shades are rockin! (Profile pic). Send you a friends request.
  • NicoleSimmons2015
    NicoleSimmons2015 Posts: 11 Member
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  • felixfoxbright1985
    felixfoxbright1985 Posts: 10 Member
    edited May 2015

    BitterSweetWinter wrote: »
    Those shades are rockin! (Profile pic). Send you a friends request.

    Thank you. I think I made them pop.
  • felixfoxbright1985
    felixfoxbright1985 Posts: 10 Member
    DaneanP wrote: »
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    Nice.
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  • 111grace
    111grace Posts: 382 Member
    Chuck Norris gonna kick your *kitten* you pick on me, go pick on your own size!!
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    Well, here we are again. ....and it had all been going so well until more things crumbled and I fell off the food/exorcise-wagon. Ah well. Back to it. So, as soon as I get down to the weight I logged in when I restarted I will be able to start weight-monitoring. So, maybe I should just have wheels fitted and push myself around with a couple of ski poles instead of the foot operation.
    Happy days.
  • bustedup
    bustedup Posts: 17 Member
    I just got super psyched and ran through a wall after reading the initial post. Now I am sore and have a Kool Aid man size hole in the dry wall. Count me in.
  • JohnBarth
    JohnBarth Posts: 672 Member
    I want to win the contest to name that thing growing on your face!
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