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Stands outside of men's washrooms and hands out coupons for toilet paper.

Was sold to her husband for 3 goats and a red bull.

She knows because she ordered him, then returned him.

Doesn't have legs

Thinks everyone smells bad

spends $300 a month on just toothpaste

Lives on toothpicks and water

Has moved in with her Dear Heart in an apartment in Philadelphia

Licked my toe

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Eats the belly button lint of strangers.

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Eats the belly button lint of strangers.

Grows cheese in his belly flaps

Picked up a topless hitchhiker on the way home from work.

Breeds tarantulas

Spends all day at the gym forsaking everything else - first she runs a minimum of 10 miles on the treadmill, followed by a 1 hour spinning class, followed by strength training, followed by a relaxing yoga class, and then a little swimming thrown in for good measure.

Hopes kjm3579 can't tell she's a man.

Appeared on the Maury Povich show with over 100 MFP members who submitted to DNA testing to determine paternal responsibility of the love child. it was ntoed that the baby "looked like all of them"