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The worst thing a woman can say to a man?
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Here's a picture of me before the surgery.....0
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Anything that has to do with, we need to talk, why don't we talk, we used to talk. Yep pretty much any of those!0
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Faster, faster, FASTER!!! Muther F(_)cker! Faster!0
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jenibethbu wrote: »Don't worry, I'm sure it happens to a lot of guys..."
This lol0 -
Is it in yet?0
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Where's the support payments?0
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**on the kid's 18th birthday** by the way (insert child's name) isn't yours.0
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Come on honey, I want you to watch me and Big Dong Doug doing it tonight0
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Would you feel weird if I asked your dad to join us?0
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bubble10005 wrote: »Is it in?
Never had that problem0 -
Do you like Margaritas?0
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Wake me when you've finished0
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Sorry honey, I dozed off in the middle....0
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when she asks you a question... and you answer " I don't know what you're talking about?"
then she replies "OH Really!!?" .... you know she has something on you that you cannot wiggle your backside out of
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Merry Christmas honey! I got you two tickets to the nutcracker!0
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I'm leaving you for a Woman!0
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I'm pregnant0
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After being married for 29 years, the worst thing she can say is "whatever", and walks away. Or another 'trap phrase': "Do what you want. You're going to anyway".0
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it was okay.0
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You just can't satisfy my needs, I need a real man!
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I want you to meet my friend, long duck dong!0
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use your fingers they do a better job 0
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Honey, this is the man I told you about, wanna watch?0
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oh have you met the neighbour?.... no?.... I did he's in our bed want to join?0
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Let's go to the strip club tonight. No, honey, I don't wanna see naked women, I want to go to the other strip club.... the one with those wonderful hunks...... I gonna need a lot of cash so lets hit several ATM's on the way.0
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1st date.... you're meeting my parents in 5 minutes.... and they expect you to ask for my hand in marriage0
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I have a 90 day rule.
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