How Do I Get My Friend to... SHUT UP ?

She's profoundly deaf, and has a hearing aid. She is teaching me some signs (hold on let me talk, wait, bathroom, YOU'RE TOO LOUD, headache, cow, as well as a few one worded insults)

But the problem is she keeps saying things I know aren't true.

"if you drink lemon water with half a lemon, every day you can lose 4-6lbs that week."

"No eating after 7pm"

"DON'T EAT THAT, YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT" (as I asked for Carvel, but she had no problem with my monster (this time))

Situation that happened today in a park:

her: PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN, DAMNIT
me: they're running shorts, and I need to get new ones
her: YOU'RE BEING INDECENT, PULL THEM DOWN! NEXT TIME JEANS, OKAY ?
me: I get really hot easily, and really cold easily.
her: Ohh okay. BUT PULL THEM DOWN

86 in Astoria, Queens yesterday. Yeah, I'm NOT wearing jeans.

Oh and I also learned what Lamb tastes like.