I want to make my fat homeless, I'm a cruel *kitten*.

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Retroic
Retroic Posts: 15 Member
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I recently (Today) was cleared for all physical activity after blowing out my Achillies and now it's time to rewind time and get rid of the awesome 31 pounds I've put on by laying around owning stock in Mcdonalds and league of legends. Granted these pounds and I have bonded over the past year, I think it's time they were evicted. These freeloading jerks need to find another place to live so I can move in some muscle and wear my favorite shirts again.

So just click the little button that says "Wow, after reading that we need to be friends, why didn't I just click this earlier" and we can go on an adventure to kick my fat out and make it homeless!



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  • KristinaGehrum11
    KristinaGehrum11 Posts: 230 Member
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    Lol nicely put
  • Retroic
    Retroic Posts: 15 Member
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    Little humor never hurt anyone, I'm in this 100%, Just looking for those who are as well to give me a little boost.
  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
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    Totally with you!
  • smotheredincheese
    smotheredincheese Posts: 559 Member
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    I disagree, it's not enough to make the fat homeless, It needs TO DIE!!!
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    smotheredincheese wrote: »
    I disagree, it's not enough to make the fat homeless, It needs TO DIE!!!

    If only fat could really die.

  • Retroic
    Retroic Posts: 15 Member
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    I would want it to be homeless first...then it could die. I want it to suffer before I put it down for good. it's not getting off that easy.
  • Silvia_1985
    Silvia_1985 Posts: 20 Member
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    Lol. I completely agree with you! Kill! Kill! Kill! ;) good luck! :)
  • Retroic
    Retroic Posts: 15 Member
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    Thanks! Same to you!

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