I'm looking for a quick diet which will help me lose weight fast
eleanorstanyer
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does anyone have any tips or suggestions of one?
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How fast do you want to lose weight? 1 lb a week? 2 lbs a week? How much do you want to lose in total?0
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Maybe learn to use this site to help you understand how to eat at a consistent calorific deficit, then you will lose.
Read this.
http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1080242/a-guide-to-get-you-started-on-your-path-to-sexypants/p1
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eleanorstanyer wrote: »does anyone have any tips or suggestions of one?
'quick' fixes and crash diets generally don't work, that's why people end up yo yoing and gaining the weight back.
think sustainable lifestyle change instead...0 -
Only way I know of to lose weight quickly is to amputate a limb.
The is no quick and no easy way to lose weight. It is a gradual process of eating less than your body uses, but it is worth doing.0 -
I'll be happy to tell you all about my life changing miracle supplement that makes weight loss fast and super easy! Just buy my . . . . . .0
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I've just finished my first 30 days of Isagenix and have lost 20lbs this month. I am not expecting to continue to lose at this rate but it is a great start and I feel really good, and have lots of energy. As a busy mom of 2, I was looking for something super convenient and this works for me.0
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Salmonella Diet. It's easy. Purchase 2 chicken breasts along with your regular groceries. Fail to notice then they fall out of the bag while you're unpacking. Find them in the back of the car 12 hours later, decide you're too broke to waste them, cook and eat (add some hot sauce if the funky smell gets to you). Lose 10lbs in 3 days with the added bonus of ab workouts every 15 minutes.
You can't fail.0 -
Amputate a limb0
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From personal experience- getting the flu works wonders.0
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You can lose weight quickly or you can lose a lot of weight long term, you can't do both. Pick one.0
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Yep, it's Friday0
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Alatariel75 wrote: »Salmonella Diet. It's easy. Purchase 2 chicken breasts along with your regular groceries. Fail to notice then they fall out of the bag while you're unpacking. Find them in the back of the car 12 hours later, decide you're too broke to waste them, cook and eat (add some hot sauce if the funky smell gets to you). Lose 10lbs in 3 days with the added bonus of ab workouts every 15 minutes.
You can't fail.
LOLZ, seriously spit up a bit... too funny! And realistic as well! Good show!
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Alatariel75 wrote: »Salmonella Diet. It's easy. Purchase 2 chicken breasts along with your regular groceries. Fail to notice then they fall out of the bag while you're unpacking. Find them in the back of the car 12 hours later, decide you're too broke to waste them, cook and eat (add some hot sauce if the funky smell gets to you). Lose 10lbs in 3 days with the added bonus of ab workouts every 15 minutes.
You can't fail.
Where's the vomit face
... Bleh! That would really work...0 -
Celery diet. You eat all the celery, because it's all negative calories! Your body will have so much work to do digesting that you'll stay in a deficit. My mother in law's cousin's mom's best friend's third cousin twice removed did it and she lost 40 lbs in 2 days! Never mind she had to be put in the hospital, something about malnutrition or some kind of bs like that, her doctor was trippin' or something. Celery. All you want. Infinite deficit and lightning fast weight loss. Because *kitten* science. :laugh:
Oh, I make myself laugh so hard sometimes....0 -
Sarasmaintaining wrote: »Yep, it's Friday
I was just thinking "gee, posts like this mean it must be friday on MFP!"0 -
Sarasmaintaining wrote: »Yep, it's Friday
I'm waiting to see what epic ridiculousness will show up today.0 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »Salmonella Diet. It's easy. Purchase 2 chicken breasts along with your regular groceries. Fail to notice then they fall out of the bag while you're unpacking. Find them in the back of the car 12 hours later, decide you're too broke to waste them, cook and eat (add some hot sauce if the funky smell gets to you). Lose 10lbs in 3 days with the added bonus of ab workouts every 15 minutes.
You can't fail.
You forgot to mention that you have to undercook them:).
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Alatariel75 wrote: »Salmonella Diet. It's easy. Purchase 2 chicken breasts along with your regular groceries. Fail to notice then they fall out of the bag while you're unpacking. Find them in the back of the car 12 hours later, decide you're too broke to waste them, cook and eat (add some hot sauce if the funky smell gets to you). Lose 10lbs in 3 days with the added bonus of ab workouts every 15 minutes.
You can't fail.
You forgot to mention that you have to undercook them:).
True.
Added bonus of this diet is that Gatorade now comes in Sugar Free!0 -
Not if you want to be healthy.... or not be miserable.0
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When you say "lose weight fast," how fast? I mean, in relation to the amount of time you spent getting overweight?0
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Alatariel75 wrote: »Salmonella Diet. It's easy. Purchase 2 chicken breasts along with your regular groceries. Fail to notice then they fall out of the bag while you're unpacking. Find them in the back of the car 12 hours later, decide you're too broke to waste them, cook and eat (add some hot sauce if the funky smell gets to you). Lose 10lbs in 3 days with the added bonus of ab workouts every 15 minutes.
You can't fail.
You forgot to mention that you have to undercook them:).
I was going to suggest the chicken tartare. It is delectable.
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PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »Salmonella Diet. It's easy. Purchase 2 chicken breasts along with your regular groceries. Fail to notice then they fall out of the bag while you're unpacking. Find them in the back of the car 12 hours later, decide you're too broke to waste them, cook and eat (add some hot sauce if the funky smell gets to you). Lose 10lbs in 3 days with the added bonus of ab workouts every 15 minutes.
You can't fail.
You forgot to mention that you have to undercook them:).
I was going to suggest the chicken tartare. It is delectable.
Plus, it's a little easier on you on its way back out. Did we already cover the awesome ab and upper body workout that comes along to boot?0
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