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Need Amerikan friends

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  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
    American girls particpate in this thing called Two Girls one Cup. Google it and see how you'd like it?

    will my work be happy at such a google search??!! LOL

    Don't dooo eeet!
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    People view but not reply. It sad. I cry for lonliness.

    Will Heat take Bulls in 5?

    I find when i am really lonely blow up dolls make good friends.

    So does sitting on your hand until it goes numb and doing...*better stop, been warned by a mod once already today
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    Nah...those never work for me...i like cramming my finger in my eye when i am lonely....it feels so amazing that i forget i am lonely!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    People view but not reply. It sad. I cry for lonliness.

    Will Heat take Bulls in 5?

    I find when i am really lonely blow up dolls make good friends.

    So does sitting on your hand until it goes numb and doing...*better stop, been warned by a mod once already today

    :laugh:
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    :drinker: Google Rocks
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Nah...those never work for me...i like cramming my finger in my eye when i am lonely....it feels so amazing that i forget i am lonely!

    it sounds better if you do type it like this...

    Nah...those never work for me...i like cramming my finger in my.........
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    Hi YvetteDem,

    Where are you from?

    I from mother Russia. But know I live in big amerikan city. I work in parking garage and take moeny from Amerikans who park their big cars.

    I am "Amerikan" girl...and i am sorry but...you sound way to Russia to be normal. Mother Russia? Big Amerikan city? What ARE you talking about Chica?
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    I am so totally entertained by all of this. :laugh:
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    FYI

    Two girls and a cup... My Dog would totally be down for that! Just sayin.....
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    Nah...those never work for me...i like cramming my finger in my eye when i am lonely....it feels so amazing that i forget i am lonely!

    it sounds better if you do type it like this...

    Nah...those never work for me...i like cramming my finger in my.........

    LMFAO! i give you my permission to correct that!
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    LOL (and posting LOL) before this thread gets locked!
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    FYI

    Two girls and a cup... My Dog would totally be down for that! Just sayin.....

    I dont' really think even a dog would be down with that...
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    Nah...those never work for me...i like cramming my finger in my eye when i am lonely....it feels so amazing that i forget i am lonely!

    it sounds better if you do type it like this...

    Nah...those never work for me...i like cramming my finger in my.........


    Yes fear, Please do ... continue editing.. I am on the edge of my seat in anticipation!!!
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    Hi YvetteDem,

    Where are you from?

    I from mother Russia. But know I live in big amerikan city. I work in parking garage and take moeny from Amerikans who park their big cars.

    Hello Peggy? Yeah cancel my USA Prime Credit card, I'm switching to Discover. :laugh:
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    I hope she wasn't for real on her post...cuz....then we would all look like a bunch of ***********!
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    Hi YvetteDem,

    Where are you from?

    I from mother Russia. But know I live in big amerikan city. I work in parking garage and take moeny from Amerikans who park their big cars.

    *GIVES YOU A BIG AMERICAN HUG* Welcome to the USA!

    Don't worry, that stiff poke is customary in the US
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    In Soviet Russia, Exercise Calories eat YOU!
  • Life0nMars86
    Life0nMars86 Posts: 155 Member
    oh my gawddd...whyyyy did I open thisss??? lol *rubs eyes* these thoughts will haunt me tonight....:laugh:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    demotivational-posters-in-soviet-russia.jpg
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Hi YvetteDem,

    Where are you from?

    I from mother Russia. But know I live in big amerikan city. I work in parking garage and take moeny from Amerikans who park their big cars.

    *GIVES YOU A BIG AMERICAN HUG* Welcome to the USA!

    Don't worry, that stiff poke is customary in the US

    Well it wasn't something in my pocket...I can tell you that much!
  • pragya728
    pragya728 Posts: 250 Member
    Hi YvetteDem,

    Where are you from?

    I from mother Russia. But know I live in big amerikan city. I work in parking garage and take moeny from Amerikans who park their big cars.

    Hello Peggy? Yeah cancel my USA Prime Credit card, I'm switching to Discover. :laugh:

    Lol. That's too funny.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Почему Вы пробуете оскорбить американскую культуру таким образом? Пожалуйста знайте, что мы не все глупыми. Вы некультурны!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    I hope she wasn't for real on her post...cuz....then we would all look like a bunch of ***********!

    We are safe. guaranteed.

    This troll has been here before.

    I have a feeling we solved that problem though LOL
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    Почему Вы пробуете оскорбить американскую культуру таким образом? Пожалуйста знайте, что мы не все глупыми. Вы некультурны!

    only most of us are
  • Life0nMars86
    Life0nMars86 Posts: 155 Member
    demotivational-posters-in-soviet-russia.jpg

    lmfao dudeee whereee do u find these things so quick??? bahaha
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
    Почему Вы пробуете оскорбить американскую культуру таким образом? Пожалуйста знайте, что мы не все глупыми. Вы некультурны!

    only most of us are

    i was about to say the same thing!
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    demotivational-posters-in-soviet-russia.jpg

    lmfao dudeee whereee do u find these things so quick??? bahaha

    Dont worry..he probably saves these things for times like this:wink:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I love Yvette's posts. :laugh: :laugh:
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    I love Yvette's posts. :laugh: :laugh:

    THERES MORE??? Dude where the h*ll have i been:laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I love Yvette's posts. :laugh: :laugh:

    THERES MORE??? Dude where the h*ll have i been:laugh: :laugh:

    She doesn't come out very often, probably busy standing in bread lines. :laugh:
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