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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Not kinky enough ;)
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    we both wanted to 1 up each other's kinkiness :D
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Soooo kinky…said she had learned from a prior love
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Haha... :D ...we actually started to hurt one and other in our kinkiness...no more *oh god*..in the bedroom ..more *ouch* :D
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    the vials of my blood around her neck started to scare me a bit
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    the vials of my blood around her neck started to scare me a bit

    Too squeamish blood vials are more sentimental than engagement rings
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    i would've liked the Ring Pop instead of the engagement rings
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    CEP73 wrote: »
    Wouldn't share her blood when I needed a transfusion

    It's against my religion
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    CEP73 wrote: »
    Was her religion to let me die!!!

    Was so dramatic
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    he didn't understand i laugh when I'm nervous and mistook that for me laughing at him during sexy time
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  • Fabulousfoodiefun
    Fabulousfoodiefun Posts: 103 Member
    He was smothering me with his oddball sense of humour.
  • Fabulousfoodiefun
    Fabulousfoodiefun Posts: 103 Member
    CEP73 wrote: »
    Because her name aggravated me. I felt like it should be cat can cook [/quote
    He was always criticizing me....making me feel incomplete
  • Fabulousfoodiefun
    Fabulousfoodiefun Posts: 103 Member
    CEP73 wrote: »
    She wanted me to complete her but I was just hung up on that fact that she wasn't a cook

    In an attempt to prove my cooking prowess to him I changed my name to my IG account name and he went out to get a wheel of brie and just never came back....there's just no pleasing some guys....
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    She was too submissive and I wanted her to take more control
  • Fabulousfoodiefun
    Fabulousfoodiefun Posts: 103 Member
    edited June 2015
    And fun....don't forget fun....he was later fitted for a straight jacket and locked in a round, white, padded room.....I miss that crazy guy....
  • Fabulousfoodiefun
    Fabulousfoodiefun Posts: 103 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    She was too submissive and I wanted her to take more control

    I mean....he got what he deserved, dammit!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    i wondered whether she would do me in like she did her ex :/
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    CEP73 wrote: »
    Because her name aggravated me. I felt like it should be cat can cook

    Wouldn't cook me what I wanted gy0yxee42nku.jpg
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    edited June 2015
    confused me with his "do her in" and we just didn't do it
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    confused me with his "do her in" and we just didn't do it

    Had ocd
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    she thought me washing my hands multiple times during cooking was having OCD. I just didn't want to cross contaminate the foods.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    she thought me washing my hands multiple times during cooking was having OCD. I just didn't want to cross contaminate the foods.


    In denial of having OCD
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  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    I wasn't as flat as a pancake. :(
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Teased me about making pancakes
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  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    edited June 2015
    He made me cook bacon day and night. And he wore my panties
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    always too busy recovering her panties from asflatasapancake
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,732 Member
    Wanted to wear other women's panties!

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