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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Wouldn't become my 5th wife. I don't just have side pieces.0
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Wanted to have her own show on TLC called My Five Wives!0
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Wouldn't sign the waiver for my show!0
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I refused to have our Dramedy put in public View!0
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She wouldn't hold my hand in public0
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She had a Hook for a hand!0
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She cut off my appendages and left me for dead!0
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She over exaggerated when I hemmed her shirt sleeves for her!0
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...because he was a pathological liar
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she had trust issues from her previous relationship.0
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She thought I was a Man!
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I was shocked on our wedding night in more then one way!0
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She also thought I was a Man! 0
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She had really masculine hands and it was dark.0
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She said I had man hands!
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Her handshake was too forceful0
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She wouldnt go past a handshake!0
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Broke my hand...shaking it0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Broke my hand...shaking it
Was to fragile0 -
After I managed to shrug off finding a boa constrictor at the end of the bed when I woke up the first time.. When I found a tiger in the room.. I decided that I just coudln't afford the life insurance premium!!0
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She was too batty lol0
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Wanted to try FDA unapproved experimental sex toys...on me
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Wasn't adventurous at all......too vanilla...
Wanted me to sign stat decs to say i wouldn't hurt him and that i would honour the safe word.
Wtf...live a little
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Wanted to use Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis as safe word0
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Hahaha
....never understood that ...I wasn't going to honour the safe word anyway ... 0 -
It wasn't him, it was me
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Ya....it was her0
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She couldn't tell the difference between boys and girls
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I loved everyone....she didn't feel "unique"0
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