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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She kept calling me flinx!0
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she has better taste0
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Because he was too hot for me0
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She preferred the company of women0
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He kept confusing me with someone from his past0
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She seduced the paper boy with cookies and milk and soiled panties!0
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I liked cookies more than him0
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would never me a few cookies not.even.some crumbs0
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he was in it just for the cookies...0
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she wouldn't lick the jar clean!0
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arian10daddy wrote: »she wouldn't lick the jar clean!
I don't think we are talking about the same thing
you know I liked the jar 0 -
she wouldn't let me have her 'cookie'!0
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arian10daddy wrote: »she wouldn't let me have her 'cookie'!
He wanted my cookie at inconvenient times0 -
She wouldn't let me have a turn being Batman0
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He made me call him Batman. And if I didn't he would act like he didn't hear me.0
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Would only have lovin' if I wore a cape and a mask0
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When he took of his mask I realized he was my brother.0
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Too bony for my taste...0
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Wait...we broke up??? I think one of his crazy girls must have stolen my phone and texted him without my knowledge.0
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We didnt break up, just keeping it on the DL0
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We both had fever all the time0
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Tenmidwest wrote: »We both had fever all the time
I have typhoid0 -
I have Bird Flu0
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Tenmidwest wrote: »We didnt break up, just keeping it on the DL
He didnt know that DL stood for Drugged and Loopy!
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gets a flu.simply from one bird coughing on him0
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the medical bills were unmanageable0
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He was a paranoid.0
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She shared her dream of mapping out the crocodile genome, so she could genetically alter them to be pink.
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