We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            He spent too much time dropping Acid and spending time in Lala land!0
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            Lala land is what he called his house, and let me tell you it is creeeepy!0
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            She didnt remember that Lala was my nickname 0 0
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            She's a sissy lala0
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            Once in my pit, she wouldn't put the lotion on her skin
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            His lotion smelled like vinegar.0
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            She hated my Cucumber Vinegar Salad!0
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            This was a certain type of massage she considered her specialty. Awkward!0
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            She called ME??? A Sissy! I'll show her SISSY!!!0
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            Her legs were so lovely, but she had anger issues
 2X hot = 5X crazy
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            He had me committed to the Loony Bin!0
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            Wouldnt pay for my hair removal treatments0
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            I liked smooth not stubbly0
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            She was brutal with the wax strips...OW!0
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            he never wanted to cuddle afterwards 0 0
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            Didnt understand that if I had no wax he'd be sleepin with this! 
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            didnt like me calling her teddy bear0
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            I heard her talking on the phone to her "teddy bear" wasn't an appropriate convo for just friends.0
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            She put spyware on my phone and tablet, and shared my secrets on MFP0
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            Turned out we were both spies assigned to watch the other, wasn't really a real relationship.0
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            She wasnt into relationships0
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            She had a "Relationship" with many!0
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            She never called...0
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            She was constantly calling!0
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            She didn't have a phone0
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            He didnt know how to use a phone!0
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            She put on a grey suit and came into the room while I was gassed getting molars pulled. I woke up with gauze pads in my mouth believing I was abducted by aliens and she posted it on YT0
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            lol
 He was funnier0
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