We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

GFitMan

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He was always sniffing and I had to arrange an Intervention!

at the house paint section of Walmart - so not in tune with my needs

Spnneil06

He was a junkie

determined_ella

she told my grandmother a rampant rabbit was a F1 driver 0_o

GFitMan

was letting an F1 driver check her oil

Spnneil06

He checked everyone else's oil but mine!

GFitMan

you gave your dipstick to someone else

Spnneil06

Said his kitty was prettier than mine!

GFitMan

won't pet my kitty

justinegibbons

There were too many other people trying to get her attention

Spnneil06

Just wanted her attention, it unnerved her.

musclegood_fatbad

She only whistled to get my attention.

determined_ella

I couldn't keep his attention for longer than 5 minutes

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determined_ella

I slipped on his drool puddles daily coming out of the shower.. it hurt

blu_de_ville

Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »

She kept staring at my drool puddles.

Loved his cats more than me

justinegibbons

She was so clumsy!

Spnneil06

She would come home covered in drool, swore she was mauled by a dog

blu_de_ville

Spnneil06 wrote: »

She would come home covered in drool, swore she was mauled by a dog

Didn't believe me when I told her why I was covered in drool

GFitMan

kept slipping on her drool puddles - wouldn't reveal the cause of

Spnneil06

He was drooling all over my girlfriend to show me that he knew I was cheating on hkm

Spnneil06

Him

GFitMan

never understood my salivagland problem

justinegibbons

Because I never understood anything he was talking about

determined_ella

she salivated while watching the old men play bowls... it got awkward

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blu_de_ville

GFitMan wrote: »

never understood my salivagland problem

Drooled all over me. He ruined my favorite shoes

determined_ella

Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »

she photo shopped pics of my head onto a nude of Larry King and put it online.

0_o that was a scay new image of you to imagine lol

GFitMan

blurodriguez7 wrote: »

GFitMan wrote: »

never understood my salivagland problem

Drooled all over me. He ruined my favorite shoes

didn't like my blue suede shoes

blu_de_ville

They were tacky I stand by my actions

Spnneil06

She was all action. Never relaxed