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    I don't want friends

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    • Posts: 1,058 Member
      My best advice is to log every single day, every single meal. The good, the bad, and the ugly. All of it.

      I tried "sort of" logging for years. And I "sort of" lost a few pounds here and there. And always gained it back.

      This is the first time ever I feel like I might make some substantial, permanent progress. Logging has been key to knowing whether I'm eating enough or too much and what sorts of eating patterns help/hurt my progress and satiety.

      Until you do this, I really believe it's hard to know whether what you are doing is working and it's easy to underestimate how much you are eating (and overestimate how much you are burning!)
    • Posts: 32 Member
      Nope, OP is still here, @hannahdiaz35.
    • Posts: 21 Member
      Maybe try craigslist?

      'Looking for a professional d*ckhead to yell at me, slap bad food out of my hands, and Chase me with a chainsaw to motivate me and help me reach my weight loss goals'
    • Posts: 1,006 Member
      hannahdiaz35 wrote: »
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      WE HAVE A WINNER!!! That is, if OP didn't hairflip and delete the app...

      The problem is I know nothing about fitness and nutrition, but I am indeed an Ars@hole. I can fulfill 50% of his requirements.
    • Posts: 32 Member
      There are people on Craigslist who will chase you with chainsaws!?!? Awesome! BRB
    • Posts: 21 Member
      slideaway1 wrote: »
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      The problem is I know nothing about fitness and nutrition, but I am indeed an Ars@hole. I can fulfill 50% of his requirements.

      Sometimes, you just need an assh*le

    • Posts: 21,219 Member
      I had to go back to June 1st to find if you've ever logged food. Skip the fat burner and detox tea. Log your food accurately, then come back and ask for someone to help you. Nobody can help you if you have a blank diary.
    • Posts: 1,849 Member
      hannahdiaz35 wrote: »
      Maybe try craigslist?

      'Looking for a professional d*ckhead to yell at me, slap bad food out of my hands, and Chase me with a chainsaw to motivate me and help me reach my weight loss goals'

      Dude, I'm looking for ways to make extra money and I could totally find a chainsaw! How much should I charge?
    • Posts: 1,212 Member
      I was about to say the same as usmcmp.......log some food or exercise then...

      You're obviously a troll.
    • Posts: 1,006 Member
      hannahdiaz35 wrote: »
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      Sometimes, you just need an assh*le

      That's the nicest thing any bodies ever said to me. You little charmer. :p
    • Posts: 32 Member
      I will pay upwards of $19 to be chased by a chainsaw!
    • Posts: 5,864 Member
      Pound_Destroyer wrote: »
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      For something to do.

      Perhaps if you manned up and lost weight you'd have lot's of things to do? ;)
    • Posts: 21 Member
      dubird wrote: »
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      Dude, I'm looking for ways to make extra money and I could totally find a chainsaw! How much should I charge?

      I think chasing someone with a chainsaw is payment enough... how many times in your life could you actually own that?
    • Posts: 32 Member
      I think being chased with a chainsaw is the answer to all of my problems!
    • Posts: 1,006 Member
      How do you log chainsaw based cardio on MFP? Serious question.
    • Posts: 21 Member
      slideaway1 wrote: »
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      That's the nicest thing any bodies ever said to me. You little charmer. :p

      If you think that's cute, you should see me during football season. I have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor and have no problem verbally b*tech slapping people.

    • Posts: 3,133 Member
      usmcmp wrote: »
      I had to go back to June 1st to find if you've ever logged food. Skip the fat burner and detox tea. Log your food accurately, then come back and ask for someone to help you. Nobody can help you if you have a blank diary.

      Yeah I went back and looked, logging is spotty as hell. Many of the days seem like they might be incomplete, and if they're not then there's been a lot of under eating going on. O_o
    • Posts: 32 Member
      Use a Hart Rate Monitor, @slideaway1.
    • Posts: 21 Member
      slideaway1 wrote: »
      How do you log chainsaw based cardio on MFP? Serious question.

      Google 'running for your f*cking life' find out the calories burned for the activity and create the exercise :-)

    • Posts: 5,235 Member
      slideaway good luck on keeping him in check.
    • Posts: 32 Member
      Some actual good advice sprinkled in this crap sandwich of a thread. Thanks, serious helpers!
    • Posts: 3,133 Member
      Pound_Destroyer wrote: »
      Some actual good advice sprinkled in this crap sandwich of a thread. Thanks, serious helpers!

      Well, it's the crap sandwich you made.
    • Posts: 4,646 Member
      I know a huge a-hole that says he knows it all. He loves to yell and will pick at your every flaw... He doesn't use this site though so just give me your addy and I'll send him your way.
    • Posts: 21 Member
      PrizePopple wrote: »
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      Well, it's the crap sandwich you made.

      The Popple has spoken.
    • Posts: 32 Member
      A guy has to be entertained. Couldn't be happier with the outcome of this thread. I got some good advice, I laughed sometimes, that's the goal!
    • Posts: 752 Member
      Pound_Destroyer wrote: »
      A guy has to be entertained. Couldn't be happier with the outcome of this thread. I got some good advice, I laughed sometimes, that's the goal!

      Well, good! And I hope you weighed the crap sandwich properly & logged it. :D
    • Posts: 2,817 Member
      lol some people.....
    • Posts: 21 Member
      Gska17 wrote: »
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      Well, good! And I hope you weighed the crap sandwich properly & logged it. :D

      You just became my hero <3
    • Posts: 32 Member
      That was a good one, @Gska17.
    • Posts: 3,096 Member
      Pound_Destroyer wrote: »
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      For something to do.

      So this is the best that you could do?

      I thought my life was pretty boring but not anymore!

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