I don't want friends

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  • Pound_Destroyer
    Pound_Destroyer Posts: 32 Member
    I think being chased with a chainsaw is the answer to all of my problems!
  • slideaway1
    slideaway1 Posts: 1,006 Member
    How do you log chainsaw based cardio on MFP? Serious question.
  • hannahdiaz35
    hannahdiaz35 Posts: 21 Member
    slideaway1 wrote: »
    hannahdiaz35 wrote: »
    slideaway1 wrote: »
    hannahdiaz35 wrote: »
    slideaway1 wrote: »
    I'm a A Hole! Pick me! pick me![ I'm just the Tw@t your looking for!


    WE HAVE A WINNER!!! That is, if OP didn't hairflip and delete the app...

    The problem is I know nothing about fitness and nutrition, but I am indeed an Ars@hole. I can fulfill 50% of his requirements.

    Sometimes, you just need an assh*le

    That's the nicest thing any bodies ever said to me. You little charmer. :p

    If you think that's cute, you should see me during football season. I have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor and have no problem verbally b*tech slapping people.

  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    usmcmp wrote: »
    I had to go back to June 1st to find if you've ever logged food. Skip the fat burner and detox tea. Log your food accurately, then come back and ask for someone to help you. Nobody can help you if you have a blank diary.

    Yeah I went back and looked, logging is spotty as hell. Many of the days seem like they might be incomplete, and if they're not then there's been a lot of under eating going on. O_o
  • Pound_Destroyer
    Pound_Destroyer Posts: 32 Member
    Use a Hart Rate Monitor, @slideaway1.
  • hannahdiaz35
    hannahdiaz35 Posts: 21 Member
    slideaway1 wrote: »
    How do you log chainsaw based cardio on MFP? Serious question.

    Google 'running for your f*cking life' find out the calories burned for the activity and create the exercise :-)

  • 999tigger
    999tigger Posts: 5,235 Member
    slideaway good luck on keeping him in check.
  • Pound_Destroyer
    Pound_Destroyer Posts: 32 Member
    Some actual good advice sprinkled in this crap sandwich of a thread. Thanks, serious helpers!
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    Pound_Destroyer wrote: »
    Some actual good advice sprinkled in this crap sandwich of a thread. Thanks, serious helpers!

    Well, it's the crap sandwich you made.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    I know a huge a-hole that says he knows it all. He loves to yell and will pick at your every flaw... He doesn't use this site though so just give me your addy and I'll send him your way.
  • hannahdiaz35
    hannahdiaz35 Posts: 21 Member
    PrizePopple wrote: »
    Pound_Destroyer wrote: »
    Some actual good advice sprinkled in this crap sandwich of a thread. Thanks, serious helpers!

    Well, it's the crap sandwich you made.

    The Popple has spoken.
  • Pound_Destroyer
    Pound_Destroyer Posts: 32 Member
    A guy has to be entertained. Couldn't be happier with the outcome of this thread. I got some good advice, I laughed sometimes, that's the goal!
  • Gska17
    Gska17 Posts: 752 Member
    Pound_Destroyer wrote: »
    A guy has to be entertained. Couldn't be happier with the outcome of this thread. I got some good advice, I laughed sometimes, that's the goal!

    Well, good! And I hope you weighed the crap sandwich properly & logged it. :D
  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
    lol some people.....
  • hannahdiaz35
    hannahdiaz35 Posts: 21 Member
    Gska17 wrote: »
    Pound_Destroyer wrote: »
    A guy has to be entertained. Couldn't be happier with the outcome of this thread. I got some good advice, I laughed sometimes, that's the goal!

    Well, good! And I hope you weighed the crap sandwich properly & logged it. :D

    You just became my hero <3
  • Pound_Destroyer
    Pound_Destroyer Posts: 32 Member
    That was a good one, @Gska17.
  • Annie_01
    Annie_01 Posts: 3,096 Member
    Pound_Destroyer wrote: »
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    If you don't want friends then why are you spamming the forums desperately begging for friends?

    For something to do.

    So this is the best that you could do?

    I thought my life was pretty boring but not anymore!

  • hannahdiaz35
    hannahdiaz35 Posts: 21 Member
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Put down the f*cking cheetos
    And get your *ss off the couch
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    So the OP wasn't really looking for support or motivation? I am confuse.
  • ncfitbit
    ncfitbit Posts: 1,058 Member
    Gska17 wrote: »
    Pound_Destroyer wrote: »
    A guy has to be entertained. Couldn't be happier with the outcome of this thread. I got some good advice, I laughed sometimes, that's the goal!

    Well, good! And I hope you weighed the crap sandwich properly & logged it. :D

    Haha. Apparently you can log it. Of course, it's MFP!! There's a generic entry for "crap-one shovel". It'll set you back 500 calories though. I guess you'd have to add 120 or so more for the bread, too. Lol.
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