Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    Tuesday is blues day
    It's raining in Ottawa
    I just say humbug!!
  • kruuTahn
    kruuTahn Posts: 55 Member
    A boy! A tiger!
    Yes, it's a magical world.
    A doll? A friend? Both.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    No motivation.
    Today I'm being lazy.
    Need to kick myself.
  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
    Let me out of here
    Can anybody hear me?
    I am not dead yet
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    undergloom wrote: »
    Let me out of here
    Can anybody hear me?
    I am not dead yet

    Bring out your dead (clang)
    Bring out your dead (clang) Here's one!!
    I am not dead yet!!
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,269 MFP Moderator
    Friday, where are you?
    I cannot adult today
    I want to go sleep
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    davis_em wrote: »
    Friday, where are you?
    I cannot adult today
    I want to go sleep
    Oh, Friday, Friday!
    Wherefore art thou, my Friday?
    Deny thy workday!!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Cheeky uncle Mac
    But seriously, wouldn't
    that be great? Oh yeah!
    Swimming in chocolate
    Like kid in Willy Wonka
    Young Augustus Gloop

    wonka10.jpg

    This is amazing
    I actually am him!
    Greedy choc guzzler!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Youngest son has cough
    Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough
    Sympathy v grrrrrrrrrrr
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    Heh, I like this thread
    Haikus come off so easy
    I dont even try
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    Weekend went too fast
    Back to work much too early
    Monday is no fun
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    It's just another
    Manic Monday, wish it was
    Sunday - my fun day
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    Today was Tuesday
    Such a busy day at work
    I am glad it's done!!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    And now it's Wednesday
    Smile - its half way through the week
    Wishing life away?
  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
    No, weekend weather...
    Please do not do this to me.
    Any time but now
  • punker2706
    punker2706 Posts: 72 Member
    edited June 2015
    here i am, thinking
    what only can i write here?
    a haiku i guess...
  • TheSunshineQueen
    TheSunshineQueen Posts: 276 Member
    Hm - should I have a
    peanut-butter and jelly
    sandwich for lunchtime?

    Or should I eat soup?
    Though it's high in sodium
    It might be worth it.

    I can't decide, so
    I'll have oatmeal instead
    with honey on top.

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    And now it's Wednesday
    Smile - its half way through the week
    Wishing life away?
    The past is now gone
    The future is yet to come
    The present is NOW!!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    I was feeling great
    Over stone and half weight loss
    Then was asked, "when due?"

    Well, I'm sad to say
    My reply was not polite...
    Not pregnant, just fat.

    Beep
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    This was written as 1 haiku per stanza.

    Galveston
    Windchimes hanging still
    on the corner of your house
    empty lovers bed

    Eyes that looked to me
    the outreach of honesty
    concealing the lies

    Today, no phone call
    hiding a knife in my heart
    karma hunts you, too

    Each day misses you
    but dares not call out your name
    you deserve nothing

    Wet cotton clouds bloom
    our lips shall no longer kiss
    Galveston is dead

    ©2011. Amanda Adams.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    Lazy Sunday morn
    Internet is so slow but
    Coffee is so good
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Am praying for snow
    Itchy eyes, nose, ears and throat
    Insane hayfever
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 11,630 Member
    Shoulders and knees sore
    Never had this when younger
    I hate getting old
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    edited June 2015
    Today I went to
    Wait what is that ARE THOSE BEES
    Spiderman please help
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    nossmf wrote: »
    Shoulders and knees sore
    Never had this when younger
    I hate getting old

    Haven't you heard that
    You are only as old as
    The woman you feel
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Haven't you heard that
    You are only as old as
    The woman you feel
    Aha, Groucho Marx!
    One of the masters of fun
    Classical humour
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Waiting to meet you
    The person matching the words
    Time will come sooner
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    Waiting to meet you
    The person matching the words
    Time will come sooner
    I am who I am
    And that is all that I am
    Relativity
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    My dear sweet daughter
    Overheated my Honda
    Driving too darn fast

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