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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

Cameron_1969
Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
in Fun and Games
Mojo lost to time
My gut is gooey and soft
Help me fitness pal
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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I want some bacon.
    Greasy, salty, crispy; yum.
    Too bad I'm so fat.

    awesome :)
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    My plan was faulty
    Nobody wants to haiku
    How 'bout limericks?
  • JennetteMac
    JennetteMac Posts: 763 Member
    Sun is shining bright
    sky is pretty blue; breeze warm.
    So why on laptop?
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    Oh yummy pad thai
    with your sweet and pungent sauce
    get in my belleh.
  • jetscreaminagain
    jetscreaminagain Posts: 1,130 Member
    In all things: balance
    NEAT limits calorie burn
    First Lifting. Now nap.


    ETA: Numbers are hard! I did 7-9-7 instead of 5-7-5. Now I must fix. *hangs head in shame and turns in nerd card*
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Chardonnay, my love
    You make me forget my thoughts
    Oh look, new shoes! *hic*
  • SwimTheButterfly
    SwimTheButterfly Posts: 265 Member
    At the Klondike Druid Farm,
    the jackets clasp at the ankles,
    run away fast.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    tasty jelly beans sing
    gooey goodness in a shell
    oh! jelly belly
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    Chardonnay, my love
    You make me forget my thoughts
    Oh look, new shoes! *hic*

    ^ nice. i like your use of *hic*

    - - -


    O sticky asphalt
    gushing fire hydrant spray...
    RUN for ice cream truck
  • SwimTheButterfly
    SwimTheButterfly Posts: 265 Member
    He wore a space suit
    made randomly of giant pockets,
    filled with cheese.
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    she displayed her heart
    in a forgotten bell jar
    covered with muslin.
  • SwimTheButterfly
    SwimTheButterfly Posts: 265 Member
    Hahahaha! Engineman!

    Wrong thinking will be punished,
    so run and run
    as fast as you can, man.
  • SwimTheButterfly
    SwimTheButterfly Posts: 265 Member
    Angry farmers ask
    What is all this brou-ha-ha
    about flapping loaves.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I like popsicles
    they come in different colors
    my molars hurt. owwww.
  • pkfrankel
    pkfrankel Posts: 171 Member
    I ran a 10 K
    Now I can eat a donut
    That's my fitness plan
  • jcriscuolo
    jcriscuolo Posts: 319 Member
    I have never tried
    to write a haiku before
    so here I go now
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    One hundred times up
    And then one hundred times down
    Stair climbing is fun
  • rockchalk956
    rockchalk956 Posts: 94 Member
    haiku-sense-refrigerator.jpg

    Damn it! I was gonna post exactly that. :P
  • TheAncientMariner
    TheAncientMariner Posts: 444 Member
    I am dog yes
    Pulled race card no
    No idea what I'm doing
    fin
  • rockchalk956
    rockchalk956 Posts: 94 Member
    I try to look cute.
    "The poop was already there!"
    "Bad dog! Go outside."
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Sitting bored at work
    I browse the forums here now
    Do not tell my boss!
  • jcriscuolo
    jcriscuolo Posts: 319 Member
    Flyers need a goal
    Then they need another goal
    Game over Pens lose
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Tried to ****
    But only farted
  • MyNewZen
    MyNewZen Posts: 101 Member
    Share with me your heart
    It burns so bright with passion
    Let me temper you
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    haiku-sense-refrigerator.jpg

    I have a sweatshirt with this printed on it. I wore it today. My friend and I yell "refrigerator!" at each other when I wear it.
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
    See Jane run very far.
    Jane thinks Haikus are for wusses.
    Go drink some water.
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    What is going on?

    Can’t concentrate at all.

    Is that a hot dog?

    ————————————

    So pretty it hurts

    You are my favorite ho

    Dirty words dazzle

    ———————————

    You bake me cupcakes

    You are my little sister

    Only more evil.

    ————————————————

    Kittens with chainsaws

    Two hot dogs for a dollar

    Velociraptor.

    ———————————-

    Girl who wants my teeth

    Your finger is in my nose

    I am not dead yet.

    ———————————-

    Don’t taunt the duck

    We’ve been friends for twelve years

    It will always bite
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    The long day's over
    And night has gently fallen
    Come to me, my love...

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