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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Poetry is rad.
    Feast on my word ninja skills.
    Metaphors kick @ss!!!
    :smokin:
  • m0dizzle
    m0dizzle Posts: 101 Member
    I like to eat food
    it's about picking good foods
    I also like cats
  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
    The dawn is coming.
    Winter's treachory descends.
    Buds awaken now.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Squirrel is sleeping.
    The cat reappeared and is
    happily purring.

    The cat is scared of
    squirrels; I think because they
    move so crazy fast.

    Pizza in the fridge.
    Garage door opens loudly,
    boyfriend is hungry.

    Bedtime came and went.
    Busy watching music shows,
    forgot to watch time.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    cheerios are good
    banana and chocolate
    honey nut preferred
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I really like sleep.
    Sleeping is the greatest thing.
    Followed by coffee.
  • Pengi81
    Pengi81 Posts: 336 Member
    Bored out of my tits
    Reception cover sucks balls!
    I want to go home
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Client is laughing
    at some private, inside joke.
    Hope she has pants on.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Personal trainer
    Asks if I'm sore anywhere
    Yes, but can't say why! :bigsmile:
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    I can barely walk
    Squats and Deadlifts and Lunges
    did them all last night
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    I can barely walk
    Squats and Deadlifts and Lunges
    did them all last night

    Walking to bathroom
    Like an elderly person
    Toilet seat is pain
  • hendongirl
    hendongirl Posts: 156 Member
    haiku-sense-refrigerator.jpg

    *fave*
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    I love my job, really.
    Educating young minds rocks.
    I want to go home.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Green tea tastes like grass
    that is soaked in mud puddles.
    I still like it, though.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I must bump this thread.
    I love it way too much to
    allow it to die.

    The clouds roll above
    thick, grey, pendulous, and wet.
    EAT ALL THE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Went to work, sunny
    Left my car window open
    Thunderstorm rolled in
  • almc170
    almc170 Posts: 1,093 Member
    My friend does not log
    Dedication she must lack
    Need to delete now
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    the icing fell off
    of your piece of cake so i
    must eat or bad luck
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Stuck at work right now,
    Wishing that the bell would ring,
    I want to go home!!!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Exercise? or nap?
    It's a great day for a hike.
    Nope. Nap anyway.
  • WhittRak
    WhittRak Posts: 567 Member
    I wrote this to my husband, and left it at his desk at work when he was away (yes we work for the same company). Written in pencil.

    I was here.
    You were not.
    Pencil.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    I was here.
    You were not.
    Pencil.

    This is NOT written in haiku format. For shame!!! :laugh:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    People assume that
    all you need for Haiku is
    a few short phrases

    You know what they say
    about people who assume?
    I don't know, either.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    <----Poetry teacher;
    Shakes her head at syllables...
    It's FIVE-SEVEN-FIVE!!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Try to blow some minds;
    assign a dozen sonnets.
    Iambic! For Shame!
  • DarlingThief
    DarlingThief Posts: 78 Member
    (The tl/dr the entire thread. Hopefully no one else has done this yet...)
    A haiku about getting out of bed:
    No no no no no
    No no no no no no no
    No no no no no
  • coolteenager101
    coolteenager101 Posts: 65 Member
    Birds Fly and Kids die
    In this world filled with miseries
    Only Love is something good
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Birds Fly and Kids die
    In this world filled with miseries
    Only Love is something good

    I first read this as
    "Birds Fly and Kites die"; must be
    summer tragedy.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    Belly like jelly
    Stretch marks and C section scars
    Love's incubator

    :smile:
  • Lizladyninja
    Lizladyninja Posts: 4
    Not food related:

    English:

    Crystal Rain falls
    Masking falling crystal tears
    -flowers bloom yet.

    Japanese:
    雨降りて
    涙隠して
    咲く花よ

    It say's the same thing. I wrote this for my Japanese Literature class. :p Corrected it in my Japanese language class!

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