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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I want this thread to
    live forever and ever.
    I like Zombies, too.
  • kneeki
    kneeki Posts: 347 Member
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    Roses are tits.
    Violets are tits.
    I like tits.

    tits.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    The ability
    to count is important to
    the art of Haiku.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    I do not like green eggs and ham
    not in a can, not with spam
    i do not like POLTERGEIST

    lmao
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,289 Member
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    The ability
    to count is important to
    the art of Haiku.

    Word.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    There is a squirrel
    that balances on my head.
    Wish I was joking.

    His name is Foamy.
    That was not my idea.
    I wanted "Monkey"

    Why do people like
    squirrels but think rats are gross?
    Rats are quieter.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    I do not like green eggs and ham
    not in a can, not with spam
    i do not like POLTERGEIST

    lmao

    at Poltergeist, not the counting.
  • Julz2586
    Julz2586 Posts: 1,337 Member
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    haiku-sense-refrigerator.jpg

    ROFL!
  • laurieblair2012
    laurieblair2012 Posts: 106
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    Nutella beckons...
    But this *kitten* won't shrink itself.
    Damn my crappy genes!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Maybe I'm lonely,
    but there's a beer in my hand.
    Thanks, Bud Platinum.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Nutella beckons...
    But this *kitten* won't shrink itself.
    Damn my crappy genes!

    this one would work great with

    "genes/jeans"

    :flowerforyou: double meanings
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    :flowerforyou: double meanings

    They give me an excuse to say "entendre!" :glasses:
  • sisierra
    sisierra Posts: 707 Member
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    Just want to live life,
    see everything and just feel,
    but my body balks.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    The squirrel licks my
    boyfriend's SpongeBob pillowcase.
    I will not tell him.

    I'm considering
    going for a nighttime jog
    for some more pizza.

    Squirrels don't like pie,
    pizza, brownies, or sponge cake.
    They like protein bars.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    How nice it must be
    to have a trusty squirrel
    companion. Yep.

    Com pan eee yun?

    Or com pan nyun? hrrrmmmm
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
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    Chubby girl be gone
    Bikini Bod come hither!
    Wellness shall be mine.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Syllables depend
    on dialect and accent.
    Does "every" have three?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    I'm from Alabama.
    Words have fewer syllables.
    Maybe it's the drawl.
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
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    In the Lone Star State
    language loses it's beauty
    howdy to all y'all
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I'm half Floridan.
    My aunts drawl their words way out.
    "Jesus" has three.

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