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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Bacon is a god
    That lives on gravy mountian.
    Near a lake of cheese.
  • CakeFit21
    CakeFit21 Posts: 2,521 Member
    Springtime in Austin
    Suicidal butterflies
    Hitting my windshield
  • CandaceyD
    CandaceyD Posts: 74
    Going to bump this
    Because i like haikus now
    And i like to troll
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Springtime in Austin
    Suicidal butterflies
    Hitting my windshield

    I'll name my next band
    "Suicidal butterflies"
    You get the credit.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Good morning, my trolls!
    Do you want to talk about
    starvation mode now?
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Bacon is a god
    That lives on gravy mountian.
    Near a lake of cheese.

    Nom. Now I want it.
    Dinner for breakfast tonight
    Bacon as the star
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    It's so nice outside.
    My boss keeps the air cranked high.
    I'm freezing to death.

    Drinking hot chocolate
    when it's 90 degrees out
    is ridiculous.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    German is coming
    Naturally, I wear red
    He's cooking dinner

    He's cooking dinner?
    That is incredibly kind:
    I hope it's sausage.

    :smokin:

    There was some great pork :smokin:
    Dessert was calorie-free
    Also some great wine

    Chatted for hours
    Books, music, science, culture
    Sad he has to leave :ohwell:

    Is it better to
    Say goodbye after 10 days
    Or after a year?
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    German is coming
    Naturally, I wear red
    He's cooking dinner

    He's cooking dinner?
    That is incredibly kind:
    I hope it's sausage.

    :smokin:

    There was some great pork :smokin:
    Dessert was calorie-free
    Also some great wine

    Chatted for hours
    Books, music, science, culture
    Sad he has to leave :ohwell:

    Is it better to
    Say goodbye after 10 days
    Or after a year?

    I think what you need
    might be a plane ticket to
    Munich or Hamburg.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I would pick Munich.
    I like BMWs.
    Buy me an M3?
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    German is coming
    Naturally, I wear red
    He's cooking dinner

    He's cooking dinner?
    That is incredibly kind:
    I hope it's sausage.

    :smokin:

    There was some great pork :smokin:
    Dessert was calorie-free
    Also some great wine

    Chatted for hours
    Books, music, science, culture
    Sad he has to leave :ohwell:

    Is it better to
    Say goodbye after 10 days
    Or after a year?

    I think what you need
    might be a plane ticket to
    Munich or Hamburg.

    He did mention that
    Plane tickets there average
    Just 500 bucks...

    If I'm ever in
    Germany, he wants us to
    Go on Autobahn
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Bacon is a god
    That lives on gravy mountian.
    Near a lake of cheese.

    Nom. Now I want it.
    Dinner for breakfast tonight
    Bacon as the star

    Please do not forget
    The lovely pancake fairy;
    She shines brightly too!

    Sugary and sweet,
    One wave of her magic wand...
    And there goes my thighs :(
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Bacon is a god
    That lives on gravy mountian.
    Near a lake of cheese.

    Nom. Now I want it.
    Dinner for breakfast tonight
    Bacon as the star

    Please do not forget
    The lovely pancake fairy;
    She shines brightly too!

    Sugary and sweet,
    One wave of her magic wand...
    And there goes my thighs :(

    A visit from the
    Fairy of French Toast instead
    Bacon on the side
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Fiona Apple
    Her songs, anthems to my life
    Wish I could meet her
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Food diary done.
    Boyfriend calls from fast food joint.
    Yes, burrito, please.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Today was weigh in.
    I gained back two weeks of work.
    Was it burritos?
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Must bump this again.
    It's my favorite topic
    because it is fun.

    Does no one else love
    the elegance of Haiku?
    It has grace and snark.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I enjoy making
    sexual innuendos
    using the word 'bump.'
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    I dont do haiku's '.. but I will share poetry, if there are any writers on here..:)
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Giant Diet Coke. Yum.
    Bubbles tickle on my tongue.
    Eff you, naysayers.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Once the clock strikes five
    I am so freaking done-zo
    I've got ****e to do.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Took dog to dog park
    Now she's muddy and sleepy
    Makes bathtime easy
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    I lift weights
    Pick it up put it down
    Rawr
  • ColleenAtherton
    ColleenAtherton Posts: 230 Member
    I read this whole thread
    Laughing my butt off so hard
    Refrigerator
  • MrsLVF
    MrsLVF Posts: 787 Member
    post stupid questions
    get hysterical answers
    funny thread gets locked
  • amy0716
    amy0716 Posts: 50 Member
    Had sushi for lunch
    To heck with the calories
    What, it's healthy, right?
    :smile:
  • Drawberry
    Drawberry Posts: 104 Member
    Run, Run, Run
    Fast as you can,
    I am Batman.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Not actually mine, my 16 yr old wrote this...

    Roses can be white
    I guess you didn't know that
    You racist poet
  • basschick
    basschick Posts: 3,502 Member
    Haikus can be fun
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator
  • Danielle_2013
    Danielle_2013 Posts: 806 Member
    This is clearly where
    Smart folks on here have gathered
    Hurrah for spelling!

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