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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Blind ninja lady
    creeps silently in shadows
    writing braille obits.
  • SheilaSisco
    SheilaSisco Posts: 722 Member
    My chocolate cake
    I love you so very much
    But you make me fat


    Not my best Haiku, but I've been craving chocolate cake... lol
  • Eaglesfanintn
    Eaglesfanintn Posts: 813 Member
    Thunderstorms all night
    Pool and backyard are flooded
    Still raining at home
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Blind ninja lady
    creeps silently in shadows
    writing braille obits.
    Stalking me at work?!
    How'd you know about ninja
    Hellen Keller skillz???

    For every ninja
    you don't see, there's ten more there.
    exponentially...
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Only three Mondays
    Until Summer vacation
    Sooner if I snap.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Only three Mondays
    Until Summer vacation
    Sooner if I snap.

    I, too, am waiting.
    Need to pack up my classroom...
    Third move this year (ARGH!)
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Only three Mondays
    Until Summer vacation
    Sooner if I snap.

    I, too, am waiting.
    Need to pack up my classroom...
    Third move this year (ARGH!)

    That would suck big time.
    I should quit b!tching about.
    Moving every year.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Bacon is a god
    That lives on gravy mountian.
    Near a lake of cheese.

    Nom. Now I want it.
    Dinner for breakfast tonight
    Bacon as the star

    Please do not forget
    The lovely pancake fairy;
    She shines brightly too!

    Sugary and sweet,
    One wave of her magic wand...
    And there goes my thighs :(

    A visit from the
    Fairy of French Toast instead
    Bacon on the side

    Apple turnover,
    Welcome to my breakfast plate.
    Frosted triangle :love:
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Bacon is a god
    That lives on gravy mountian.
    Near a lake of cheese.

    Nom. Now I want it.
    Dinner for breakfast tonight
    Bacon as the star

    Please do not forget
    The lovely pancake fairy;
    She shines brightly too!

    Sugary and sweet,
    One wave of her magic wand...
    And there goes my thighs :(

    A visit from the
    Fairy of French Toast instead
    Bacon on the side

    Apple turnover,
    Welcome to my breakfast plate.
    Frosted triangle :love:

    Sounds like it could be
    A code word for your hoo-hah
    After some good sex. :wink:
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Apple turnover,
    Welcome to my breakfast plate.
    Frosted triangle :love:

    Sounds like it could be
    A code word for your hoo-hah
    After some good sex. :wink:

    Hey there, loverboy...
    My triangle needs frosting;
    Give me a good glaze.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    That was perverted;
    Also very scary how
    easy to compose!!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    This thread gets better
    and better with age, like a
    fine, vintage Bordeaux.
  • toriaenator
    toriaenator Posts: 423 Member
    i should go to bed
    but MFP is so fun
    damn you internet
  • Qatsi
    Qatsi Posts: 2,191 Member
    here is the first line
    the second line is longer
    then one more short line
  • 2FattyXFatty4
    2FattyXFatty4 Posts: 215 Member
    My Fitbit won't work
    I need to know my net cals
    I ate like a pig.
  • jrusharound
    jrusharound Posts: 16 Member
    That's one of my fav's!
  • JessicaMarie9382
    JessicaMarie9382 Posts: 197
    Should be sleepin' now,
    but, I'm stuck in cyber space.
    Thank God for Java!
  • Qatsi
    Qatsi Posts: 2,191 Member
    got to keep walking
    I can't stop until I get
    to 10,000 steps
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    boyfriend went downstairs
    "just for a minute," he said.
    I fear he is dead.

    Should I go looking
    for missing man? It's only been
    forty-five minutes.

    What if it's ninjas?
    I wouldn't see them in time
    to defend myself.
  • HealthyHappy120
    HealthyHappy120 Posts: 262
    haiku-sense-refrigerator.jpg

    Lol this made my night
    I should've been sleeping by now
    Good thing ill have coffee
  • Qatsi
    Qatsi Posts: 2,191 Member
    I'm celebrating
    six months on My Fitness Pal
    43 pounds lost
  • syncynlyn
    syncynlyn Posts: 39
    I like this thread lots
    it makes me laugh out loud, Ha!
    I should be in bed
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Breakfast burrito...
    Was only going to eat half.
    Oops. It is gone now.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I'm glad TOM is here,
    I need excuses to eat
    a bunch of chocolate.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Chocolate chip oatmeal,
    Your tiny morsels need friends...
    *drops in dark chocolate*

    There, that is better!
    Breakfast is never complete
    Without more sugar!!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    MOAR SUGARS NOW!
    This could be my battle cry
    as i stir my tea.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Doritos Locos
    Just 200 calories
    Per supreme taco.

    Your crunchy chip shell,
    Staining my fingers orange,
    Has me addicted.

    You are so tasty,
    I need to have you weekly!
    Pass the fire sauce...
  • AndiJoy812
    AndiJoy812 Posts: 236
    I just saw this post
    And now am only thinking
    About syllables.
  • AndiJoy812
    AndiJoy812 Posts: 236
    I am so annoyed
    I really do loathe Haiku
    Thanks alot OP!
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    I am so annoyed
    I really do loathe Haiku
    Thanks alot OP!

    Do not click on threads
    That discuss topics you loathe
    Then whine about it.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Got a Dorito
    taco. Kids liked it too and
    they ate it all. Jerks.

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