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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,355 Member
    Planting things today
    While the garage bunny watches.
    Keep away wabbit!
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 366
    Give me a dollar
    Burning embers of fondness
    Fuckin ice cold beer
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 366
    Prostate check up time
    Doctor was a lumberjack
    My burning rectum
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,090 Member
    Cinco de Mayo,
    Why do we celebrate you?
    Bah! More tequila.
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,984 Member
    Cinco de Mayo,
    Why do we celebrate you?
    Bah! More tequila.

    Need excuse to drink,
    We steal your holiday, bro
    You mad Mexico?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,090 Member
    Any excuse to drink,
    We steal your holiday, bro
    You mad Mexico?

    Who needs an excuse?
    I just need good company.
    Will you be my friend?
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,984 Member
    Any excuse to drink,
    We steal your holiday, bro
    You mad Mexico?

    Who needs an excuse?
    I just need good company.
    Will you be my friend?

    Changed any to need
    Failed haikus, win at tetris;
    Blame tequila, dude
  • PhenomeNae
    PhenomeNae Posts: 130 Member
    He left her for good,
    Her heart broken yet again,
    Loneliness sets in.
  • willnorton
    willnorton Posts: 1,003 Member
    comatae comatae cora cora

    comatae
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,682 Member
    These Haiku are wins.
    Haiku? Haikus? How do you
    pluralize this word?
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,355 Member
    I think it's like sheep
    You have one sheep, or two sheep
    The word doesn't change
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,682 Member
    Dog parks are muddy.
    Lady said Saint's drool ruined
    her "nice pants." Really.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,355 Member
    I'm up too early.
    But Baby Girl is keeping
    Herself occupied.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,682 Member
    The sun is shining.
    There isn't enough sunscreen
    in my arsenal.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,682 Member
    Mornings with coffee
    and the antics of children
    are keeping me sane.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,090 Member
    You are a rock star
    PapaverSomniferum
    Screw that blind lady.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,682 Member
    Aw, but I love her!
    She fills my workdays with joy.
    Messing up my hair.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,090 Member
    Does she have a cane?
    'Cause canes are kinda awesome.
    What if...hidden sword?!?
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    I ate the cookie
    I knew it was bad for me
    I ate it anyway
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,330 Member
    I love haiku,
    a geeky English major
    avoiding Monday

    **i'm just so geeked out there's a whole forum dedicated to haiku. REFRIGERATOR.**