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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Sugar on My Tongue
    Talking Heads or Trick Daddy?
    I cannot decide!
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    It's tricky
    Tricky Tricky Tricky
    Monkey
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Once saw Tricky; He
    opened for a Tool concert.
    Was pretty good show.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    ironanimal
    you don't write five seven five.
    what's your problem, man?

    ;)
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I heart you bunches
    PapaverSomniferum
    for having seen TOOL.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Ludacris makes me
    Want to take off all my clothes
    His voice is so mmmmmm.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    The most perfect name
    PapaverSomniferum
    To use in Haiku!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Cannot turn a hoe
    into a housewife because
    hoes do no act right.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I heart you bunches
    PapaverSomniferum
    for having seen TOOL.

    That particular
    Tool show was baby brother's
    first concert ever.

    I win big sis points.
    But next time will remember
    to eat some mushrooms.

    On my pizza, duh.
    Plain cheese pizza kinda sucks.
    Needs jalapenos.
  • rebecky27
    rebecky27 Posts: 842 Member
    My volleyball team
    We are sponsored by a bar
    Stop there after game

    "I'll just have one drink."
    Oh, it never works like that
    Home at two a.m.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Book share due today.
    Gave kids a whole month to do
    and still missing work!!

    "I left it at home."
    Is the most famous excuse.
    Then there's, "I forgot."

    Middle school students
    Must learn to prioritize.
    Facebook is not God!!
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    There are rules at play
    And I would just like to say
    I was not aware

    (better? :P)
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Ironanimal...
    Unaware of haiku rules?
    Recess detention!!!
    :laugh:
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Ironanimal
    Resides mainly in the gym
    Haiku is new, heh.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Glad you learned something
    That isn't gym-related.
    Exercise that brain!!!
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Made an announcement
    I have decided to live
    Life with more hedonism

    I love red lipstick
    Red high heels, maxi dresses
    I have such cute shoes

    Love to lift heavy
    I bought lifting straps, lipstick
    Irony is cool

    I look generic?
    But with a PhD and
    200 pound squat

    I think I'm unique
    I take people by surprise
    But then they bore me
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Red lipstick and squats...
    Sexy. Intimidating,
    but in a good way.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Industrial night
    Laced corset to 22
    non scale victory

    wore red lipstick, too.
    seems to be a theme that is
    around here lately.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Industrial night
    Laced corset to 22
    non scale victory

    wore red lipstick, too.
    seems to be a theme that is
    around here lately.

    Love the pin-up look!
    Puckered lips of seduction,
    Polka-dots and pumps.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    I so love to dance.
    Industrial, ebm
    Anger/seduction.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Swagger- lips and skin.
    Movements like sin, erotic;
    A rhythm of lust.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Close my eyes, music
    Washing over me. Transfixed
    By the sway of hips.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Industrial night
    Laced corset to 22
    non scale victory

    wore red lipstick, too.
    seems to be a theme that is
    around here lately.

    Red lipstick makes me
    Look like a real pin up girl
    with Betty Paige bangs

    Not everyone
    Can pull off the red lip look
    Works well with dark hair
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
    Wrote one for my buddy today

    Happy Birthday Ty
    I wrote you a haiku
    But it sucked, man
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Haiku birthday box;
    Filled with slips of fortunes told,
    Such a special gift!!
  • luhluhlaura
    luhluhlaura Posts: 278 Member
    at the donut shop
    it's hard to resist sugar
    too bad I work there.

    one half a muffin,
    three small sprinkle donut holes;
    Five hundred damn calories.


    UGH -_____-
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Brought them back to life;
    Long live zombie haiku thread!!
    On to someone else...
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    "Braaiins, I need them"
    Said the Zombie as he thinks
    about HCG
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I'm scared of zombies!
    I hope I could outrun them
    If I brave a run.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    crashed my bicycle.
    now I'm covered in road rash--
    looking like zombie.

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